The final part of Tom Foolery's mostrar is here.
Tom: Now, most of tu probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give tu an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and tu stop at a red light. Do tu ever try to mover an extra inch o two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when tu see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. tu just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden it turns green, and tu floor it to the entrance to the highway where tu go even faster!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Do tu have a conversation with someone about the weather?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That seems to happen everywhere tu go, and when it rains, your new acquaintance says, it'll be good for the plants.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well we're not plants. We don't want rain. It ruins everything, because now we can't do stuff! We can't go sky diving, we can't ride our bicycles, we can't even go out for a simple walk.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And sometimes, the pegasi fuck with mother nature.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They mover the clouds away from where they're supposed to go, and sabotage everyone else's día with an unexpected rainstorm.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Have tu ever noticed that there's no Koreans named Dustin?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And why is it that whenever we go on Netflix, we can't find what we want to watch right away?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: We just look around forever, and say, hey. This looks like a decent flick. Nah, let's keep looking.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And tu continue your buscar until tu find a movie that tu already own on DVD.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank tu for joining me everypony, but my director is here with my albóndiga sub, so goodnight. *Runs off the stage*
Crowd: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: *Climbs into a black Impala*
The crowd continued to cheer as they saw Tom leaving the gateway arch in a car being driven por his director.
The End
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright, 2020
Tom: Now, most of tu probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give tu an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and tu stop at a red light. Do tu ever try to mover an extra inch o two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when tu see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. tu just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden it turns green, and tu floor it to the entrance to the highway where tu go even faster!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Do tu have a conversation with someone about the weather?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That seems to happen everywhere tu go, and when it rains, your new acquaintance says, it'll be good for the plants.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well we're not plants. We don't want rain. It ruins everything, because now we can't do stuff! We can't go sky diving, we can't ride our bicycles, we can't even go out for a simple walk.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And sometimes, the pegasi fuck with mother nature.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They mover the clouds away from where they're supposed to go, and sabotage everyone else's día with an unexpected rainstorm.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Have tu ever noticed that there's no Koreans named Dustin?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And why is it that whenever we go on Netflix, we can't find what we want to watch right away?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: We just look around forever, and say, hey. This looks like a decent flick. Nah, let's keep looking.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And tu continue your buscar until tu find a movie that tu already own on DVD.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank tu for joining me everypony, but my director is here with my albóndiga sub, so goodnight. *Runs off the stage*
Crowd: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: *Climbs into a black Impala*
The crowd continued to cheer as they saw Tom leaving the gateway arch in a car being driven por his director.
The End
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright, 2020