posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist left the station in the Super Chief. As he drove the train away from Los Angeles, Jake started having segundo thoughts about his job.
Jake: *Sitting on a bench, looking down at the ground*
Stallion 22: *Arrives* We need tu to get ready for the El Capitan.
Jake: Can I drive the train?
Stallion 22: tu need to check the baggage.
Jake: Then I quit. *Walks away*
Stallion 22: Have fun looking for another job. You'll never get hired anywhere else.
Jake: We'll see about that.
Jake made a call to the Southern Pacific.
Jake: I heard you're looking for a new engineer.
Southern Pacific Pony: Yes sir, we've been short for a few months. What's your name?
Jake: Jake Moritz.
A dramatic horn was playing música in the background.
Southern Pacific Pony: *Sweating* Please excuse me while I put tu on hold.
Southern Pacific Pony: *Runs to Stallion 99* Sir, we got a problem.
Stallion 99: What is it?
Southern Pacific Pony: That poni, pony from the Santa Fe called. The one they call a nerd.
Stallion 99: Oh fuck! Hang up immediately!
Southern Pacific Pony: *Runs back to her phone, and hangs up*
Jake: Let's try that again. *Calls the Southern Pacific*
Southern Pacific Pony: *Hears her phone ring, and picks it up* Hello?
Jake: Hi, it's Jake.
Southern Pacific Pony: We don't want you! *Hangs up*
Jake: What the hell? *Thinking* Saten Twist owes me an apology.
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