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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 118: Olympics On Rails
Date: March 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
It was a sunny day, but there were some dark clouds in the sky. Orion stopped his passenger train at the station, when he saw Pete running out of the station with Mirage.
Orion: *Leans his head out of the window* What's going on tu two?
Pete: Accident!
Mirage: We've got to help clean up!
Mirage was about to drive his train out of the yards, but another engineer came in too fast, and his locomotives derailed on a curve.
Pete: *Arrives with Mirage* How's the enginner?
Stylo: Dead sir.
Dan: He died shortly after Mirage left to get you.
Pete: All right. How many unicornios do we have?
Mirage: Fourteen including myself.
Pete: Okay, all unicorns, come over here!!
Metal Gloss: *Arrives with other unicorns*
Mike: What can we do for tu sir?
Pete: Use your magic to lift this locomotive back onto the tracks.
Mirage: Will do. All together now. 1. 2. 3!
Every unicorn used their magic to lift the engine back onto the rails, but the engine didn't mover at all.
Pete: Try again! This time, everypony is going to try.
Mirage: What do tu mean por that sir?
Pete: We're going to get the earth ponies to push, and all pegasi will get ropes attached, and pull it up.
It took two minutos to get everything organized.
Pete: All together now!! 1! 2! 3!!
Ponies: *Struggling*
Pete: Why isn't it moving?
Dan: How about tu try helping us?
Pete: Too old.
Dan: Bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone stopped trying when another train stopped in the yard. The train was driven por only one earth pony, a stallion.
Earth Pony: *Steps out* Mind if I assist you?
Pete: Go right ahead. Okay everypony-
Earth Pony: That won't be necessary. Make room everyone. *Goes to the left, and pushes the engine back onto it's wheels, onto the tracks*
Everyone: *Surprised*
Mike: What's everyone so surprised about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: What division do tu work on?
Earth Pony: On this railroad?
Pete: Yes.
Earth Pony: None.
Pete: Come again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Earth Pony: I work on the Western Pacific. My work on this railroad is only temporary.
Pete: *Nods*
Later in the station
Orion: Sir, whatever tu do, please don't yell.
Pete: KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I am ticked off with the Western Pacific being better than us! It cannot be allowed!
Hawkeye: But it's just another railroad west of ours.
Pete: I dicho keep your fucking mouth shut!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: To get tu all into shape, I decided to get some games started.
Ponies: *Complaining*
Pete: Come on, come on, it'll be fun.
Ponies: *Continue to complain*
Pete: It's also a requirement to keep your jobs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now then. The games will begin in two days. Choose your teammates, create your team, and be ready.
2 B Continued
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 118: Olympics On Rails
Date: March 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
It was a sunny day, but there were some dark clouds in the sky. Orion stopped his passenger train at the station, when he saw Pete running out of the station with Mirage.
Orion: *Leans his head out of the window* What's going on tu two?
Pete: Accident!
Mirage: We've got to help clean up!
Mirage was about to drive his train out of the yards, but another engineer came in too fast, and his locomotives derailed on a curve.
Pete: *Arrives with Mirage* How's the enginner?
Stylo: Dead sir.
Dan: He died shortly after Mirage left to get you.
Pete: All right. How many unicornios do we have?
Mirage: Fourteen including myself.
Pete: Okay, all unicorns, come over here!!
Metal Gloss: *Arrives with other unicorns*
Mike: What can we do for tu sir?
Pete: Use your magic to lift this locomotive back onto the tracks.
Mirage: Will do. All together now. 1. 2. 3!
Every unicorn used their magic to lift the engine back onto the rails, but the engine didn't mover at all.
Pete: Try again! This time, everypony is going to try.
Mirage: What do tu mean por that sir?
Pete: We're going to get the earth ponies to push, and all pegasi will get ropes attached, and pull it up.
It took two minutos to get everything organized.
Pete: All together now!! 1! 2! 3!!
Ponies: *Struggling*
Pete: Why isn't it moving?
Dan: How about tu try helping us?
Pete: Too old.
Dan: Bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone stopped trying when another train stopped in the yard. The train was driven por only one earth pony, a stallion.
Earth Pony: *Steps out* Mind if I assist you?
Pete: Go right ahead. Okay everypony-
Earth Pony: That won't be necessary. Make room everyone. *Goes to the left, and pushes the engine back onto it's wheels, onto the tracks*
Everyone: *Surprised*
Mike: What's everyone so surprised about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: What division do tu work on?
Earth Pony: On this railroad?
Pete: Yes.
Earth Pony: None.
Pete: Come again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Earth Pony: I work on the Western Pacific. My work on this railroad is only temporary.
Pete: *Nods*
Later in the station
Orion: Sir, whatever tu do, please don't yell.
Pete: KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I am ticked off with the Western Pacific being better than us! It cannot be allowed!
Hawkeye: But it's just another railroad west of ours.
Pete: I dicho keep your fucking mouth shut!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: To get tu all into shape, I decided to get some games started.
Ponies: *Complaining*
Pete: Come on, come on, it'll be fun.
Ponies: *Continue to complain*
Pete: It's also a requirement to keep your jobs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now then. The games will begin in two days. Choose your teammates, create your team, and be ready.
2 B Continued
But now, the remains of the evil duos were still at large thanks to their minds.
One of the exact oldest disciples was none other than The male Father to The once beautifully girl band on Canterlot High,The Dazzling, Forte Luster Dazzles, wants to do every thing in his power to resurrect his old master out from the portal to reclaim equestria.
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are tu doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from poni, pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the poni, pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are tu doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from poni, pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the poni, pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED