Ponies On The Rails Episode 115 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are tu two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage: Hold up mate, I see another train.
Dan: What about it? *Sees that it's going too fast* Never mind.
Mike: Losh sakes. It's coming into the yards.
Dan: If he doesn't slow down, he might crash into us.

But the train passed them on another track. At that time, Orion flew out of it, and landed siguiente to Mike.

Orion: Tada! *The train crashes, and blows up behind him*
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: tu fucking bastard.
Orion: What?! How else am I supposed to get fired?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: ORION!!!!!!!
Orion: *Excited* Here it comes!!!!
Pete: *Arrives, and is very angry* tu caused another accident.
Orion: Of course I did. How else am I supposed to get fired around here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Well instead of firing you, tu know what I'm gonna do?
Orion: If you're not gonna fuego me, I don't wanna know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Too bad. I am going to have tu work for ten weeks without pay, and get tu arrested.
Orion: Why is it so difficult to get fired on purpose?!?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Nice try Stardust.
Dan: Will he ever get fired?
Mirage: I doubt it. *Drives the train*
Orion: hola wait a minute! Guys!!
Mike: *Walking away from Orion*
Orion: I need help thinking of ways to get fired! I need a partner!!

As soon as he dicho that, everypony ran away from him.

Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: Oh shit!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss tu Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train tu two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...

papillon Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Toussaint

When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. tu two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are tu going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected por leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help tu with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...

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papillon Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your barco is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the barco with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one más thing. *Gives papillon three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....

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papillon Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're siguiente job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are tu waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching mariposas was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them tu idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees mariposa on...

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Sweet manzana, manzana, apple Massicure Part 5

posted by Canada24

For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, tu had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping tu AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm más than happy to help.
AJ: tu have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).

TO BE CONTAINUED

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing por the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do tu two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about tu James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If tu don't start laughing, I'll kick tu out of here, and tu won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz:...

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Runaway Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are tu gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he...

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Cider Sweet (AJ x Fluttershy)

posted by BlackPetals

Boo. I've come back from the grave to write más misceláneo things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten escritura classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy naranja mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The naranja mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...

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Runaway Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

siguiente day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car tu saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do tu have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also dicho that some ponies witnessed a green earth poni, pony with a red, and yellow mane, with naranja hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind tu of somepony?...

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Runaway Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but tu might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are tu doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 6, 1958
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:07 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan walked into Michael's office at the station to recieve his first assignment for the day. During this, he was still thinking about how to help the Santa Ne Railway get más engineers.

Michael: Good morning.
Ryan: Hi Michael. What's my job for today?
Michael: Your first assignment for the día is to drive a freight train into Cheyenne. The Union Pacific is making a shipment of leather to a company that makes jackets.
Ryan: Somewhere, a group of greasers are going to be very thrilled for us bringing that leather...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 71 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train

Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger was driving another freight train, this time with two different engines. They had just been repainted, and Michael wanted somepony to use them as soon as they were finished being repainted into the new paint scheme.

Roger: *Driving his train on a track right siguiente to the road* No fence? That can't be good.
Scru Yu: *Driving his steam roller further up the road in front of Roger's train*
Dog: *Sees Scru Yu, and barks three times. He whimpers, and lays on his back, begging for a belly rub.*
Pony: *Walks towards...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Benny

Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM

Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn calle Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian poni, pony to arrive.

Percy: What did Pete say this poni, pony looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are tu sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM

Percy: *Playing bugle in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*

"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon

"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are más reliable" - Chuck Berry

Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four segundos más then it was supposed to take for all of tu to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do tu know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking...

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Saten Twist Adventures.. Episode 10

posted by Canada24

Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID tu SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!

Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete: What do tu mean jinxed?
Renee:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 12, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 9:15 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Anthony was the first poni, pony to drive his train across the modified bridge. His engine still had the smokestack with the bullet in it, and he was hoping it would be fixed soon.

Anthony: *Driving train*
Firepony: Pretty cold today.
Anthony: Yeah, tu could say that again. When I woke up at my house, I saw a lot of icicles.
Firepony: tu better get rid of them before they fall, and land on somepony.
Anthony: I tried, but they were too high. Get some más coal into the firebox. We're going into a tunnel.
Firepony:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 10:05 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Ryan got his engine ready, and got it coupled up to a work train to repair track.

Ryan: *Waiting for a green signal*
Workers: *On train*
Worker Leader: *Walks up to Ryan's train*
Ryan: *Opens window, and looks at leader*
Work Leader: Where does Michael want us to go?
Ryan: He just wants us heading southbound until we get to a bridge. There's a river there, and he dicho that a huge branch from a fallen árbol got stuck there.
Worker Leader: So?
Ryan: It's preventing the water from flowing through. If the water doesn't...

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The story of Black Snow: Chapter 1

posted by jordy_dash

The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote por Jordy_Dash, diseño of Black Snow por Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy

My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in poni, pony ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's capa and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my capa was a snow white and my...