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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a poni, pony that estola a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's parte superior, arriba speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in Ponyville think his name is Richard Rockford. Now, I have a special guest visiting us from the Neigh Jersey State Troopers. Please welcome, dulces Sunshine.
Candy: *Walks into the room with a smile on her face*
Police Ponies: Hello Miss. Sunshine.
Candy: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
Candy: I know tu probably think that I'm like most State Troopers, but I am not. I'm even thinking of transferring to the Canterlot Highway Patrol. Any preguntas before we go out on duty?
Red: *Raises her hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Red: How long have tu been a State Trooper?
Candy: For a month. It's not what I expected. Most of the officers there don't respect any of the citizens.
Toby: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Toby: What are tu going to do while tu visit us?
Candy: Either ride in a police car with one of you, o go solo in my own car.
Captain Jefferson: You're sure you're comfortable with that?
Candy: Yes. My Sargent gave me permission to go alone.
Captain Jefferson: All right. If it's okay with your Sargent, then it's okay with me.
Tim: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Tim: If tu did decide to ride with someone, and not go alone, who would tu go with?
Candy: You.
Tim: Me? But I already have a partner.
Captain Jefferson: Julia, would tu be okay going por yourself while Tim works with Candy?
Julia: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: Then it's settled. Okay everypony, get out there, and keep up the good work.
Police Ponies: *Leaving*

Out on the street, Tim, and dulces were in a Nissan Skyline police car.

Candy: These cars are pretty old.
Tim: That's right. We're replacing them with bmw M4's.
Candy: Why do tu have sports cars as police cars?
Tim: For interception. Their light weight, and powerful engines make them go fast. Do tu know what the parte superior, arriba speed of our M4's are?
Candy: Uh, no.
Tim: 265. Can your police cars do that?
Candy: No. They can't even hit 200.
Tim: The speed, o the car?
Candy: *Laughing* I'm glad I chose tu as my partner. I like you.
Tim: I like tu too. I hope this week never ends.

2 B Continued
 The Nissan Skyline police car
The Nissan Skyline police car
 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the anterior part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching más television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still mostrando that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: cupcakes COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope tu enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if tu didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI poni, pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed por that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground por Saten...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating navidad at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do tu like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations o any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not yaoi o yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging arco iris Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad día for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To mostrar tu what we're talking about, let me mostrar tu four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her título as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my friends to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in amor with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some libros in her new huge biblioteca in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do tu think tu have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help tu find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for youtube poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
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My Little Pony - La Magia de la Amistad
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, siguiente to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the potro to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied por Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me más nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is por far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your favorito! six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, por giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think tu sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
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In the anterior part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad tu get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, o western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...
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