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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked por those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but hola I won't give tu any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so tu can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are tu helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel tu will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - mostrar yourself and stop using radio tu are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still parte superior, arriba wanted and I don't want to mostrar myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy suits ammo and orther things tu need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. tu will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where tu want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief tu in. tu are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of oro recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of tu will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main bóveda, bóveda de and get inside, in bóveda, bóveda de explode the titanium bóveda, bóveda de and get the gold, anything else tu are getting for yourself if tu want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone mover o we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them tu can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
poni, pony - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minutos later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your culo speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, tu and tu with kid go with me *goes to bóveda, bóveda de hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters bóveda, bóveda de and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told tu small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the camioneta, van come on!
FI - Nice tu go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
tu know aguardiente de manzana, applejack and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
arco iris Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and manzana, apple Bloom
But do tu know the most famous poni, pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the poni, pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will tu help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Twilight Sparkle and aguardiente de manzana, applejack sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
aguardiente de manzana, applejack pushes it over to Twilight's escritorio without saying anything.



Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.

Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any más extra recess anymore because tu were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are tu crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!



In música the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Several minutos after beating up Diamond Tiara, aguardiente de manzana, applejack went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that tu beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean tu can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few minutos after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...
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 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane poni, pony in the segundo story to take out his heavy machine gun and open fuego at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to mover the torreta and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action rifle and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun por a few feet. 
Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a chocolate rain cloud, squeezed it, and chocolate leche came into the glass. As he threw the nube to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. tu need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord o else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 35

The Sherman On Sherman Hill

February 1, 1954

Although it was 34 degrees farenheit, the sun was shining in Cheyenne, and the sky was clear from clouds.

Hawkeye: *Playing poker with Stylo* Alright, I'll put in three dollars.
Stylo: *Puts in three...
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posted by KendiKens
Glitter:Grandpa,can tu tell me your stories?
Captain Moon Glade:Well,my little one,I will tell tu my real life story.......
Sailor nr.1:Captain,a ship is coming near us.It's full of weapons!
Captain:Shoot them!
Sailor:But....
Captain:Shoot!
Sailor:Okay!Everypony,get your weapons.This is going to be a hard fight.
Captain:*gets weapon*Today,we may die,but we will die with glory.Now,who is with me?
All:We are.
Captain:I don't hear you!
All:We are!*claps*
Captain:Lets go!!
Then,the war started.My little one,I was saved por a Valiente sailor.He was my best friend.
Glitter:But,what happened to him?
Moon Glade:Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no!He...
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Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did tu hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of pregunta is that?

Saten:...
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