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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He dicho it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking mostrar it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the parte superior, arriba of the list. The things that happened… Christ, I shudder to think about it. But would tu like to know what we feel makes this story the undisputed champion of the FFF lot? Why we believe that even if we went back to every fan Fiction Friday that has ever appeared on this site that it would still parte superior, arriba the list? It’s simple, really. tu might even have overlooked it if tu read the damn thing. Here it is:

The main character’s name is David.

The author’s name is David.

So that ALSO tells us something.
Than again, I do the same with a lot of my own stories..


#2: LILLY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
Lilly, sweet, innocent Lilly becomes a steriotypical slut, and deranged killer.
Kate becomes a slut as well, but betrays everyone she's ever known witch is even "better".
Garth is a steriotypical gang leader, who kidnaps/rapes Lilly just cause he COULD.
And... Well. tu get the idea..


#3: (I don't know the title)
Taemin and Jonghyun rape a prostitute, kill her and then carry her corazón in a jar and have sex while eating the heart.


#4: CUPCAKES:
Obviously I am actually a fan of this story.
But it's still creepy as FUCK!
Dashie is dado a drugged magdalena and brought into a creepy basement.
Where Pinkie slowly rips her open, all while readers feel Dash's "can't move" feelings, and too me, it's the REAL fear.
Not Pinkie herself.
All she's doing is naming lame puns and smiling WAY to much..


#5: HUMPHREY LOSES IT:
Okay.

So I don't know why I would read something created por the same person who wrote stuff like Lilly's Opposite Side and Tattered and Torn.

But, I guess, it's good having me tell people about it, so others don't read it (though tu probably will anyway).

But anyway.
There are three parts to this story.
And it's something I can't stand.
"lost episodes".

What the fuck is up, with "lost episodes".
I mean. Take Discords lost episode and Flim and Flam lost episode.
What are they trying to do.
Make us believe it really happened.
Sure.
I'll believe lost episodes after believing "Slenderman".
I mean, if nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him?
He's like The Ring. See it, tu die.
Only slenderman is stupider.

Anyway.

Nothing about Humphrey Loses It makes any sense whatsoever.

I mean. I'd believe him killing Lilly and her turtle, but setting her corpse on fire?
What. Are wolfs magicians now.
Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their fuckin tail!?

It's stupid.

And what he dose to Kate is neither 'clean', o nesseary.
Death por sex.
How is that even possible?
Well. Probably lots of ways.
But whatever. Not here to fight about stuff like that..


#6: JUST A JOKE:
Want smosh to be ruined.
Read an erotic fanfic between Ian and Anthnoy.


#7: A DELETED SPONGEBOB STORY:
Spongebob and Patrick have graphic sex with Sandy.
And half way though, Patrick randomly decides to take off his casco and die for for literary NO reason at all..


#8: EXPERIMENTS OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
Well, this story isn't so much scary, as it is, WEIRD.
Our friend Twilight decides to preform horrible experiments on her friends...for reason that aren't quite clear. she ties them down In her basement were she indulges them in physical and physiological tortures..I don't mind them until she starts..sexually abusing them...why must writers put this in the stories..would the gore be scary enough. well I can't say much its just each of there tortures are described in detail..really its all over the place it lacks motive and understanding.. but really its on level with cupcakes ( another fic for another time) because twilight does mostrar that she snapped and is going crazy. but really that's all..


#9: SWEET manzana, apple MASSACRE:
Again, it's not so much scary, as it is WEIRD.
Big Mac has snapped unknown reasons and kidnaps the Crusaders for being too "loud".
He is the big brother of one of the filly's. he says that they annoy him and that he wants to end it...so he proceeds to torture and rape them..he makes them do gross and freaky things...it was really all messed...I mean hes the big brother of one of them..and hes a quiet character on the show. and the story is nothing but this out of character torture from him...it really make no sense..now I don't mind torture being done...but it should have some reason for it..or one tu can acknowledge but this has none of that.....really I can't say much about it but don't look it up..don't look it up!!!


#10: GOTTA amor BERRIES:
The story starts off innocent enough.

It's about those lovely veggie wolves, starting at the scene where Shaky recommended them in order to get Humphrey to forget about Kate, but Humphrey showed zero interest in the two girls.,

Anyway..

Appearently after their non speaking, tiny role, they go into the forest to get más Barries, and I think berrie jugo, jugo de sprays on Janice.,

And of coarse.

Sense this is the bizarre world of fanfiction, this soon leads to two STRAIGHT girls having sex with each other (girls are so fuckin lucky,. The only way guys can make 'expirements' hot, is in hell bellow).

Anyway.

Obviously I wouldn't exactly recommend this story to most people.,

I mean.

If I wanted to see girl on girl porn, I would go to a porn site (not that I do).
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Source: facebook
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - So how should we go for it?
Jimmy - BlackNET was full of rats... But never ever someone sold whole site.
Lenny - That is true...
Damien - Whoever is it I gonna smoke his flank.
Jake - Chill... Alright... Guys... It's not about BlackNET... I don't care what happened to those guys, what worries me is that someone is mainly having us under objective.
Joel - How do tu think. Who is it.
Damien - Obviously somepony who knows us for long.
??? - Daddy! *runs up to Joel*
Joel - Whoa hola there buddy...
Snowdive - I knew it... I just...
Joel - Calm down.
Jimmy - Nice waify lad.
Snowdive - Not for long.
Joel...
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Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two minutos mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot más FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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News - Biggest so far revolution begun in middle of Equestria. The revolt happens because of Leaked information's about hazardous effects of cores. Ponies do not want to use any of them now. They want skin of Doctor Jake that continues reschearch on "life saving project".
Jake - *on TV* I want everyone to calm down as Noone knew about them untill now. I will continue legacy of Doctor Dan and Doctor Steven and make something that will bring your sick closest!

Pony #1 - Bullshit! Death to those rats
Pony #2 - Kill those traitors!
Pony #3 - Yeah we will end dead before he will do it!
Snowflake -...
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Principal - tu did what?!
Dan - It's horrible... But true...
Principal - This kid is a ticking bomb...
Dan - Once he use this power after 1 hora he will simply die.
Principal - This thing killed your brother and tu still test it!
Dan - No... It's only thing that can kill me...
Principal - tu don't mean...
Dan - I'm losing it *looks out of window* my mind is getting más corryoet más I test myself, I'm slowly breaking. I want to did with him. Pathetic right... I'm scared of dying alone so I take my creation with myself. I'm an egoist...
Principal - ...



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Racing arena
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Announcer - And Void won the...
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Dimitri - tu may think how selfish and cold poni, pony like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want tu guys to do anything tu want just get her seguro to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank siguiente doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. más info when tu get to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is Frank, and Reggie's S2000
This is Frank, and Reggie's S2000
siguiente day, Frank, and Reggie were at the body comprar on Green Drive siguiente to Shadow Lake.

Frank: *Observing the body comprar poni, pony working on his car* How much longer will this take?
Body comprar Pony: Just a couple más seconds. *Finishes* Okay, tu promised me twelve grand in cash.
Frank: *Gives the body comprar poni, pony his money*
Body comprar Pony: tu two enjoy yourselves.
Frank: We will.
Reggie: New tires, a beefed up engine, of course we'll enjoy ourselves.
Frank: *Gets in the driver's seat, and drives out of the body shop. He drifts to the right as he goes faster*

Julia was south of Frank's location with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.

Military poni, pony 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military poni, pony 2: *Getting out*
Military poni, pony 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help tu two?
Military poni, pony 1: I assume tu heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military poni, pony 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes...
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Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Source: joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, facebook
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everyone in Hungry's pirate crew got to the green, and yellow shack where a poni, pony was selling maps.

Map Pony: Yes?
Hungry: We want a pirate map.
Map Pony: And why do tu want one of those?
Hungry: Because we're pirates. We're looking for buried treasure.
Map Pony: A stupid poni, pony like tu shouldn't be going on a pirate journey.
Hungry: I'm not stupid.
Rainbow Dash: Look, we need this map to find treasure. Now hurry up, and give it to us.
Map Pony: And what if I don't want to?
Rainbow Dash: Max?
Max: *Gives arco iris Dash his sword*
Rainbow Dash: *Points sword at the map pony*
Map Pony: Uh, okay. Take...
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Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
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