Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and aguardiente de manzana, applejack arrived.
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked por airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do tu two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are arco iris Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and Rarity were taken to the hospital.
Pinkie Pie: Zhey got hurt from a few of zhe bombs.
Applejack: And arco iris probably went to get Celestia.
Twilight: *Angry* Man, FUCK CELESTIA!! WE DON'T NEED HER!
Applejack: Twilight, she can help us-
Twilight: She changed my voice man! Now I sound like a fuckin' black guy!
Pinkie Pie: Do tu know how Fluttershy feels?
Twilight: Man, we can take 'em down ourselves.
Master Sword stopped his car near arco iris Dash's cloudhouse.
Master Sword: *Runs until he is below the house* arco iris Dash!! Let me in!! Hey!!!!
Sean: *Looks down* Master Sword, what are tu doing here?
Master Sword: Well, I saw these planes coming from a portal, but it closed, and these humans set up an airbase, and I thought they were part of Eggman's army, so I thought about you, but I couldn't find you, so I decided to see arco iris Dash, because I know tu two fecha each other, and I knew she would tell tu this important information I have, but now that you're here, I can tell you. Now, please let me up.
Sean: Climb up the ladder to your right.
Master Sword: *Goes up the ladder*
arco iris Dash: *On the phone* Understood.. Right, thanks. *Hangs up*
Wind: Any luck with that call?
arco iris Dash: Celestia's in Fillydelphia, but when she returns, a guard will let her know.
Sean: Dash, look who came to see us.
Master Sword: Hello.
arco iris Dash: Hi. What's happening?
Master Sword: Those humans that were flying the planes from the portals set up an airbase.
Sean: Already? How the hell did they manage that?
At the airbase.
Nazis: *Watching over their airplanes. They have bombers, and fighters*
Metal Sonic: Sonic may not be here, but his cousin is better than nothing.
Eggman: *In Mobius* Although the tanks were not successful, our attacks from up above were. We already have an airbase set up thanks to Metal Sonic being very quick. He gathered up all the resources, and built the base in 45 seconds, a new record. Get más portals set up so we can have más tanks, trucks, and airplanes sent into Equestria. We must also get some howitzers inside.
Nazi: Yes Doctor. We will see to it at once. *Walks away*
Eggman: Sonic maybe difficult to catch, but his cousin will die once I give him my "present." *Laughs*
2 B Continued
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked por airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do tu two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are arco iris Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and Rarity were taken to the hospital.
Pinkie Pie: Zhey got hurt from a few of zhe bombs.
Applejack: And arco iris probably went to get Celestia.
Twilight: *Angry* Man, FUCK CELESTIA!! WE DON'T NEED HER!
Applejack: Twilight, she can help us-
Twilight: She changed my voice man! Now I sound like a fuckin' black guy!
Pinkie Pie: Do tu know how Fluttershy feels?
Twilight: Man, we can take 'em down ourselves.
Master Sword stopped his car near arco iris Dash's cloudhouse.
Master Sword: *Runs until he is below the house* arco iris Dash!! Let me in!! Hey!!!!
Sean: *Looks down* Master Sword, what are tu doing here?
Master Sword: Well, I saw these planes coming from a portal, but it closed, and these humans set up an airbase, and I thought they were part of Eggman's army, so I thought about you, but I couldn't find you, so I decided to see arco iris Dash, because I know tu two fecha each other, and I knew she would tell tu this important information I have, but now that you're here, I can tell you. Now, please let me up.
Sean: Climb up the ladder to your right.
Master Sword: *Goes up the ladder*
arco iris Dash: *On the phone* Understood.. Right, thanks. *Hangs up*
Wind: Any luck with that call?
arco iris Dash: Celestia's in Fillydelphia, but when she returns, a guard will let her know.
Sean: Dash, look who came to see us.
Master Sword: Hello.
arco iris Dash: Hi. What's happening?
Master Sword: Those humans that were flying the planes from the portals set up an airbase.
Sean: Already? How the hell did they manage that?
At the airbase.
Nazis: *Watching over their airplanes. They have bombers, and fighters*
Metal Sonic: Sonic may not be here, but his cousin is better than nothing.
Eggman: *In Mobius* Although the tanks were not successful, our attacks from up above were. We already have an airbase set up thanks to Metal Sonic being very quick. He gathered up all the resources, and built the base in 45 seconds, a new record. Get más portals set up so we can have más tanks, trucks, and airplanes sent into Equestria. We must also get some howitzers inside.
Nazi: Yes Doctor. We will see to it at once. *Walks away*
Eggman: Sonic maybe difficult to catch, but his cousin will die once I give him my "present." *Laughs*
2 B Continued
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd tu bring me to Cake N' tocino, bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
Master Sword: Why'd tu bring me to Cake N' tocino, bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!