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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular día at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help tu pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting más ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need más gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once tu finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one más paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*

On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.

Corporal Agarn: hola Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they dicho they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank tu Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, at the Hikawi Camp

Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see tu two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came por to see the ammunition tu have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told tu Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want tu to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*

To be continued in the siguiente episode.

Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Yes, yes. queen Chrysalis may be evil....but she was not always evil. I had a meeting with queen Chrysalis, and....her life was completely ruined when she was only 10. Lets start....

A loooooooong time ago, when Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra were only fillies in school, Chrysalis was a beautiful alicorn. She wasn't evil at all. They all went to the same school, and the same class (3rd grade). Nopony had their cutiemarks yet. Lots of colts loved Chrysalis because of her sweetness, and beauty. But for some reason, Cadence hated her.

In class, with Celestia, Luna, Sombra,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.

Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with tu Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see tu have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.

The two friends drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.

Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do tu know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can tu get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary....
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 Another título screen
Another title screen
I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do tu want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow...
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Back with the story......

All the little ponies headed to Nikki's farm, because they knew they would find something militaryish to put on.

Pacifica: Oh my, my, my! What kind of house is this?!
Azura: This, is called a barn.
GW: She's right, right now, we're in a barn.
Pacifica: Ewww! Dirt! I stepped on dirt! AHHHH! *faints*
MH: Seriously?!?! She faints because of dirt?!?
Nikki: Eeyup.
Stormy: Yes.
CS: True.
Azura: Look girls! I found a military uniform! (Holds uniform up to everypony)
CS: Whoa...
GW: AWESOME!
MH: Cool!
Nikki: *chuckles* well would ya look at that! Azura found my halloween costume Ah wore...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some cupcakes shoutouts, so if tu haven't read Cupcakes, please do. comentarios will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement por the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie dicho she was sorry, her expression dicho a different story. A week after...
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 Flippy(not flipped out)
Flippy(not flipped out)
Intro:this is my first crossover fanfic with 2 cartoons, it probably isn't that great.

Chapter 1:Flip out
It was a normal día for twilight sparkle, Spike was doing chores and she was getting ready to go to one of Pinkie pie's parties. There was someone new in ponyville, and from what Twilight heard from Pinkie, he's pretty cool. She was walking to sugarcube corner nopony was outside, which meant Pinkie had invited everypony in ponyville. When she got to sugarcube corner the party was in full swing, all the party comida was out and there were plenty of games and music, typical Pinkie pie party....
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the anterior installment, its based on creepypastas, más specifically Jeff the Killer. Please comentario and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a sofá she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little poni, pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until tu all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies tu opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until tu all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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Twilight was studying on a normal día when suddenly all the lights went out.
When Twilight looked outside everything was dark!
How could this be! dicho Twilight.
Twilight went outside to see what was causing the darkness.
Maybe Zecora can help me! dicho Twilight.
So Twilight Sparkle was heading to the Everfree Forest to find Zecora.
It was dark but Twilight wasn't afraid she was running when suddenly she finds a green unicorn trapped in a hole.
I will help tu dicho Twilight.
So Twilight pulls the Green unicorn up from the hole.
I am esmeralda and thank tu so much dicho the green unicorn.
Your welcome dicho Twilight.

To be continued........................
posted by StarWarsFan7
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~Just another lonely filly~
(Note: This is told from Electra's point of view.)

I sighed as I slowly trotted across the clouds. Again, I was alone. I had friends, sure, but they weren't BEST friends. I always thought the reason that I didn't have best friends was because of the way I looked. My capa was the same color as Nightmare Moon's. Most filly's had bright, vibrant colors. But I was pitch black. My mane was always frizzy, no matter how hard I tried to brush it. Though its dark and light yellow colores were más inviting, it didn't help much. Though on dimmer days, o when it was night, o any dark area, my mane and...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
 "All done!" The filly snickered.
"All done!" The filly snickered.
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
 "What could be más fun than organizing books?"
"What could be more fun than organizing books?"
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When Fluttershy is first introduced in the series, she barely manages to tell Twilight Sparkle her name out of shyness, going so far as to be reduced to whimpering in fear. However, she becomes very conversational when she notices Spike the baby dragon, and implores him to tell her "everything" (which he does), all the way to Twilight's residence.

She is terrified of full grown dragones and repeatedly freezes in place when she and her friends go on an expedition to confront a dragon in Dragonshy. Twilight Sparkle encourages her and tells her that her understanding of animales will come in handy...
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♥Apple Jack♥
Before she became one of her family's best manzana, apple gatherers, aguardiente de manzana, applejack tried her hoof at the sophisticated life. aguardiente de manzana, applejack leaves the farm and heads to the big city of Manehattan to registrarse her Aunt and Uncle Orange, who promised to shape up the little filly into that of elegance. During an evening get-together with some of the other regal Equestrians, AJ tells them how much she loves the city with her new high-society accent, but she causes a raise of eyebrows when she mentions the life she left behind. Thankfully, her awkward moment is interuppted as cena arrives. But it turns...
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added by karinabrony
The last solstice




AUTHORS NOTE: Since I had to explain a lot of stuff here, this is the longest chapter I've ever written. Just wanted to let tu know, so be prepared! In order to get into the atmosphere, let me recommend tu a few songs for this part of the story, which goes well with the plot.

1: Pitch Black Theme

link

2: Two Steps From Hell - Archangel

link

3: The Lion King: Battle at Pride Rock/Cleansing Rain/The Ascension

link


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Chapter 43: The solstice



Nocturnal Mirage lost track of time as he was sobbing violently over the lifeless body of his beloved Princess. He still could not comprehend...
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 "Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship

Episode 1: It Begins part 1

Dawn panted as she cantered down the calle in Ponyville. Gotta to get to the Ponyville Hotel! She thought. She almost past it in her rush. She then bounded through the doors, up the marble stairs, and rapidly knocked on room 245’s door.

“Uncle Armor, Aunt Cadance, open up! It’s me, Dawn Bright,” Dawn shouted. She then heard hoofsteps and then her uncle, Shining Armor, opened the door and said, “Dawn Bright great of you- Dawn didn’t give him the chance to finish as she rushed in and hide behind a chair.

Aunt Cadance walked...
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added by AlexMusicLover