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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and rueda de espigas, piñón back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, tu got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need tu to get over to bahía Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the bahía Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops the car* Get out, find two cars, I'm gonna park this nearby.

They get out, and Gordon parks the car nearby.

Case Cracker: *Stops a car* Get out.
Pony: *Gets out of his car* I'm gonna call the cops.
Sprocket: *Points a gun at him* No tu won't.
Case Cracker: *Stops another car* We're forming a roadblock. Get out!
poni, pony 64: *Leaves*
Gordon: *Returns from parking the car* Get the roadblock set up.
Case Cracker: *Gets in the first car, and puts it to the right*
Sprocket: *Puts the segundo car to the left*
Gordon: *Grabs an AR15 Assault Rifle*
Case Cracker: *Grabs two Tec Nine's*
Sprocket: *Has Gordon's magnum*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Stop cars* Hey, get your cars out of our way!
Case Cracker: This turf is ours!
Fillydelphia Ponies: We just wanna cruzar, cruz the fucking bridge!
Gordon: Bullshit.
Fillydelphia Ponies: *grabbing molotovs*
Gordon: They have molotovs! Shoot them! *Shoots fillydelphian pony*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Throwing molotovs*
Gordon: *Shoots molotovs in mid-air*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *On fire, and jump off bridge*
Sprocket: *Shoots gas tank of fillydelphia pony's car*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Case Cracker: *Runs out of the way to take cover from a further car*
Gordon: Damnit, they've got más coming our way.
Sprocket: *Shoots two Fillydelphia ponies advancing*

The police soon arrive.

Gordon: Stay on those other ponies. I'll hold the cops off. *shoots tire of police car*
Police Pony: *spins out of control, and hits a van*
Case Cracker: *Shoots más Fillydelphia Ponies*
Fillydelphia Ponies: Let's get the hell outta here. *Running away*
Gordon: Yeah, that's right. Don't come back here ever again!
Sprocket: *Sees police cars in the distance* Gordon, más cops will be here soon.

The three of them run into the car. Gordon is in the back, while the others sit in the front.

Gordon: Get us outta here.
Sprocket: *Drives*
Police Ponies: *Chasing Sprocket*
Gordon: *Lowering window* I'm gonna take one of those pigs to the slaughter house. *Shoots driver*
Police Pony: *Holding wound, and crashes into another car*
Case Cracker: tu got them?
Gordon: I got one of them. He crashed into another car.
Sprocket: *Turns right*
Police Ponies: *Chasing them*
Gordon: There's the rest of them.
Police: *Following in five cars*
Gordon: *sees tanker* Pass that truck.
Police Pony: *Shoots back window*
Gordon: Hurry!
Sprocket: *Passes the truck*
Police: *Driving siguiente to tanker*
Gordon: *Shoots tanker*

The truck explodes, and all the police officers following them were killed.

Gordon: Woo-hoo!! That was awesome!!
Case Cracker: Whoa!
Gordon: Those cops won't be bothering us for a while.
Sprocket: Yeah neither will those Fillydelphia ponies.

2 B Continued
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : tu HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was poni, pony named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and tu want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one poni, pony from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith


“Do tu have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis


Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer tu a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are tu sure, tu don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the siguiente part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... tu know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here tu go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got tu a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant pregunta mark, my friend....
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posted by karinabrony
There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...
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posted by Canada24
"How long do tu suppose it's been?" Pinkie asked, nobody in particalar.

"Hek if I know. arco iris replied, the pegasus still having her nose bandaged.

But other than that, she seemed pretty fixed up, from her's and Ditto's fight.

And, as always, she prefered to hover over everyone rather than to stand on the ground with them.

Eventually, young Twilight came out.

"Well.. Whats gonna happen?" arco iris asked anxiously.

"Well.. First off. They're gonna need to talk to you" Twilight told.

"Great.. Come on girls" arco iris dicho to the others.

"No, sweetie, I ment 'just' you" Twilight told the pegasus.

"ME!?"...
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My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until tu all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do tu know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten más laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do tu think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minuto later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, tu get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank tu so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful día in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering más ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: tu really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot tu in the arm! Why aren't tu bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging por who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles o Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could tu help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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Let's start with aguardiente de manzana, applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: manzana, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arco iris dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't tu just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after lectura creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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added by shadirby
Source: Me. Myself. And I.
added by karinabrony
added by Seanthehedgehog
There's a lot más where this came from ;)
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My Little Pony - La Magia de la Amistad
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony dicho "Let's go this way!" And I dicho "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing por a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, tu have parked too close to a fuego hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the fuego hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says tu have to park ten hooves, or...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor