Sam's car
Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have tu ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I amor this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told tu yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*
Case Cracker, and rueda de espigas, piñón followed Gordon to Sam's house.
Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to registrarse us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't an annoying bitch, she can registrarse us.
Sprocket: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Gordon: Uh, maybe because you're dating Case.
Before Case galleta could do respond, Gordon laughed.
Gordon: I'm teasing. I don't really mean it.
Case Cracker: tu better not.
Sam: Shall we go?
Sprocket: What are we doing first?
Sam: We're gonna try to find Jim. Let's take my car.
They all go into Sam's car, a grey sedan.
Sam: *Drives his car, and gets onto a road heading for the highway*
Gordon: Do tu know where he is?
Sam: Well I've been thinking of possible locations on where he could be, and he may be in Oatland.
Gordon: We were just there yesterday. *Turns on radio*
DJ: 98.1, playing all kinds of rock and roll. Here's a great classic from the 60's.
Song: link
Gordon: So what have tu been up to Sam?
Sam: Ah, not much. I've just been laying low in my house while tu three skipped town. *Gets on Golden Neigh Bridge*
Case Cracker: And how has that been for tu Sam?
Sam: Boring.
Gordon: *Laughs*
Case Cracker: *Laughs*
Sam: *Gets across the Golden Neigh bridge, then drives for the bahía Bridge* Oh, speaking of comedy, I heard a poni, pony named George Carlin is supposed to be performing at the Paramount Theater in Manehattan.
Case Cracker: Is he funny?
Sam: Damn right he is. Everypony in the world loves his jokes.
Case Cracker: Oh now I remember somepony talking bout him, he was around a city siguiente to Fillydelphia.
Gordon: Have tu seen him?
Case Cracker: Saw em around town before, but a lotta ponies were around him.
Sam: We should be able to see him on HBO tonight at five.
Case Cracker: Maybe we could.
Sam: *Gets on the bahía Bridge*
In the siguiente part of this story, our protagonists will try to find Jim. Will they be successful?
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The siguiente día Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. tu have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. tu know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The siguiente día Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. tu have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. tu know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw cine (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her más like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for más of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw cine (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her más like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for más of my latest story..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito! character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lectura Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poni, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if tu really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito! character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lectura Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poni, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if tu really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
This is Papillon
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. tu need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew tu your whole life.
Saten: tu mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew tu your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, tu always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) tu were drunk.
Saten: If it makes tu feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if tu say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. tu need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew tu your whole life.
Saten: tu mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew tu your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, tu always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) tu were drunk.
Saten: If it makes tu feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if tu say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
