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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing in formation.

Corporal Vanderbilt: *Gives Corporal Dobbs a letter* Here tu are Duffy.
Corporal Dobbs: I ain't Duffy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Sarge.
Corporal Dobbs: I ain't O' Rourke either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Gives Corporal Agarn a letter* Here tu go Dobbs.
Corporal Agarn: I'm Agarn Vanderbilt! tu already gave Dobbs his letter!
Corporal Dobbs: *Reads his letter* Oh no.
Corporal Agarn: Must be terrible news.
Corporal Dobbs: They won't be able to repair my bugle until siguiente week!
Corporal Agarn: I take it back. It's not bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Reads his letter* Dear Randolph. tu spend too much time in the army. If tu don't get discharged soon, I will divorce you. Nikki East. My wife wants to divorce me!
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* What's wrong Agarn?
Corporal Agarn: My wife wants to divorce me unless I'm discharged.
Captain Parmenter: tu must be really upset about this.
Corporal Agarn: I'm not. I'm angry! I want to go-
Captain Parmenter: Please don't say it.
Corporal Agarn: On...
Captain Parmenter: Okay, you're not gonna listen to me. Never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: A... *Causes an explosion behind him* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

He went with Sargent O' Rourke to Nikki's house.

Nikki: Randolph! *Runs to Corporal Agarn, and kisses him* Did tu get discharged?
Corporal Agarn: Not yet.
Nikki: Well why not?
Corporal Agarn: It's much más complicated then tu think it is.
Nicholas: *Arrives* Darling, who is this?
Nikki: This is my husband, Randolph.
Corporal Agarn: *Points at Nicholas* And who are you, might I ask?!
Nicholas: A friend. Nicholas McWalker.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hey. Are tu Irish just like me?
Nicholas: Yes. It should be obvious por the mc in my last name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: If tu don't get discharged, I'll divorce you, and marry Nicholas.
Corporal Agarn: But honey, it takes a long time to get discharged. I'm not in control of it. If I was, that would be great, because I really don't wanna deal with Dobbs, and his bugle.
Sargent O' Rourke: It was damaged. Remember?
Corporal Agarn: Oh yeah. I was too busy being angry to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: The point is, Corporal Agarn loves tu just as much as tu amor him. tu shouldn't let his career get in the way of your love. Just because he's far away, doesn't mean he doesn't wanna spend time with you.
Corporal Agarn: But we weren't far away. We just had to walk for half a minute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I had to make it sound romantic.
Corporal Agarn: Being far away does not make anything romantic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: *Has a tear come out of her eye* Very touching. Randolph, your Sargent is right. I won't divorce tu to marry Nicholas.
Corporal Agarn: Oh, good.
Nikki: Instead, I'll divorce tu to marry Sargent O' Rourke!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Sargent! I thought we were working together on this!
Sargent O' Rourke: Sorry. I did everything I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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posted by _MockingJay_
The three mares were walking down the street. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake were very excited. Silver Tune was quietly following them. Snow Flake noticed Silver Tune's worried face. She paused and turned around.

SF: Why that face, Silver Tune?
ST: *sigh* I've actually never been to a mall before.
CC: *laughs* Yeah right.
ST: I'm serious. Ask anypony.. Ask my sister.

Coffee Creme's eyes were wide open. She couldn't believe what Silver Tune had just said. She turned to Snow Flake, who also had her eyes wide open.

ST: What?
CC: Then.. Where the heck do tu buy your clothes?!
ST: Walmart, Target, o Tilly's....
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posted by _MockingJay_
Silver Tune sat beside her locker. She was hungry, and she was mad. Coffee Crème smiled as she walked to Silver Tune.
Coffee Creme's smile suddenly disappeared. She saw Silver Tune crying.

CC: Silver Tune, why are tu crying?
ST: *rubs eyes* I-I'm not crying.. I'm smiling.. *frowns*
CC: What happened?
ST: tu wouldn't understand.
CC: Tell me. *sits*
ST: *sigh* For your own good, walk away.
CC: *tilts head*
ST: I buck everything up. I'll probably push tu and Snow Flake away, that's my thing. I just don't want to hurt you. So please, I'm begging you, don't enter my life. *lowers head*
CC: Awww sweetie....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After killing the enemy I got in my car with arco iris Dash, and we started going to Sweet manzana, apple Acres. We weren't sure why it was snowing.

Sean: Do tu suppose Twilight did this to fuck things up?
Rainbow Dash: Maybe. It could be part of her plan.
Sean: *enters sweet manzana, apple acres*
Rainbow Dash: *looks at ponies* Wow, there's a lot of them here.
Sean: Seems like aguardiente de manzana, applejack did half of our job for us. Now we just gotta see what's going on. *stops*
Applejack: arco iris Dash! Are tu alright?
Rainbow Dash: I'm fine. Sean prevented Robotnik's soldiers from attacking me.
Applejack: Good for you.
Sean: What's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.

Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*

After three minutos of running

Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right por the road. *walks to fence* Really? Why did they put these up?
Security Guard: HEY!! What are tu doing por that fence?
Gordon: Watching the trains?
Security Guard: Ok. You're not allowed to pass this fence at anytime.
Gordon: Alright. May I ask...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was in the bathroom, looking at herself in the mirror. She was not as depressed as usual. She came out of the bathroom to go back to class. When she came out, there was a little rata on the floor. She gasped and got startled. Then she decided to pick it up. She looked at it's little beady eyes. She went back to the bathroom to get paper towels for the little creature. Fluttershy was in there too, making sure her little critters were okay. Fluttershy smiled at Black Rose. Black Rose got the paper towels. Then, she found a small cardboard box to put it in. She put the towels inside...
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posted by Canada24
MUCH LATER!

When Scootaloo gained conscience she remembered what happened and started getting scared, as she had no idea where she was, o what happened to the others.

As she nervously started pacing, she banged into something.

"Ow" groaned a familiar voice.

"Spike! Thank god!" Scootaloo cried, helping him up, and taking comfort in knowing she's not fully alone.

"Where do tu suppose we are?" Spike asked nervously.

"I don't know.. But Spike, would it be weird if I tu hug for comfort?" Scootaloo asked, frightenedly looking around.

"Not at all.. I could use the comfort as well" Spike said, hugging...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rice's siguiente part of his plan was to kidnap a police officer. Buddy, and his group was nearby

Buddy: I heard we're supposed to get a snowstorm in a couple of days.
Ringo: Oh no
Buddy: We shouldn't be getting much.
Cop 2: *walking down street*
Rice: *pulls up*

Rice, and Clint estola a cop car, and were dressed as police officers.

Rice: Excuse me, sir?
Cop 2: What?
Rice: *punches cop*
Clint: *puts cop in car*
Buddy: Whoa. What's going on there? *runs off*
Cop 3: What are tu doing?
Buddy: This stallion is disguised as a cop, and is being arrested for interfering with the police *drives off*
Buddy: *shows...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

Idea by: Chibi-Emmy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do tu still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a...
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posted by Dragon4322
 "NO AND tu ASK AGAIN MY FRIEND....
"NO AND YOU ASK AGAIN MY FRIEND....
Third día of the war it seems the Government of Ponyville gave our Military what they call /standard issued/ helicopters. Well i knew of them in magazines and newspapers but didn't know the Government would now supply so many to the Ponyville Military. once these hovering machines fell in the hooves of my best friend and commander she saw it as an advantage for earth ponies to use so they too could go from one battle front to another. Fourth día we shipped out and since i couldn't fly yet i too was out on a helicopter. But since i was lieutenant it was the one in front of all the rest, And...
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The last solstice

Chapter 25: That fateful day



Now listen carefully, because I will only tell it once! I already told my sister in the past and now to you, but never again to anypony else! I wouldn’t tell this story for the third time even to the Creator herself!

Of course, my soul and body wasn’t always scarred and burned like this, once I was a proud poni, pony like you… my happiness was a beautiful kingdom, a dear sister and a faithful student…

Come with me into the past, and I will take tu to that fateful día which changed everything…

It happened long ago… so long hace now. I was returning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: mostrar business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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The last solstice

Chapter 21: Breakthrough – Part 2.


While Celestia poured the strong black té into the cups, Nocturnal Mirage thought he’s going to be straightforward and tell the Princess everything he had learned from Luna. Then he realized it would be a foolish idea to “bust the door open” like that. The stallion instinctively knew his odd relationship with the sun goddess has moved to a different level, but it was still very unstable, such as Celestia herself. The situation was new to both of them and Mirage had to mover very carefully, in order to carry out the mission Luna entrusted...
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The last we spotted our heroes, they attended an announcement in the royal courtyard in Canterlot held por Princess Celestia. The Princess, under the tight hold of the treacherous King Cobra, handed over her kingdom to the huge serpent. Of course the many residents of Canterlot, who both amor and respect Celestia, followed orders without question. The five souls Valiente enough to ignore her, Mirage (earth pony), Opal(Unicorn), Monsoon(Pegasus), Snowflake(Pegasus), and Daystar(Pegasus), fled back to Ponyville, where we registrarse them now.

Opal: (Panting) Mirage, how are tu not tired!?

Mirage: Dude, I'm...
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 arco iris in her own kart (the others were dado their own to find Luna)
Rainbow in her own kart (the others were given their own to find Luna)
Ok, so the gang arrives in Canterlot, and Celestia suggests they división, split up, but suggests she and Bolt stay together. So, as the two are driving through town.....

Bolt: Your Hignhess, they're staring! These monster trucks aren't cutting it!!

Celestia: Well, time to make another transformation! Were'e doing this kart style!

So she presses yet another button, turning her car into the Daytripper from Mario Kart Wii and Bolt's into the Wild Wing from Mario Kart Wii.

Bolt: How many buttons are there!?

Celestia: Oh, just hush and follow me.

Every resident in Canterlot was staring at the weird karts they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, o not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first día working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers: *gather...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Hawkeye's engine
Hawkeye's engine
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are tu the new fuego mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another poni, pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, tu must be my new fuego mare.
Coffee...
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posted by FlameMusical123
Hi! I'm new here. Call me Flame. My first post was a picture called 'Meet Flame Air'. This is to introduce her properly.

Name: Flame Air
Coat color: Sunshine yellow
Eye Colors: Blood red(left), sky blue(right)
Hair Colors: Tangerine orange, ruby red
Cutie Mark: 2 musical notes (forgot their names)
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Hairstyle
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Flame's hairstyle has a rig-shaw like design. Sort of like Mordecai from Regular Show.
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Origin
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Flame used to live in Manhattan, till her family got fed up with the insults thrown...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Sugar Sprinkles had packed her clothing and other items. She was in the Train Station with Nikki and her bags...

Nikki: 2 tickets to Ponyville please.
Lady: That would be 2 dollars.
Sugar: Here. *gives 2 dollars to Lady*
Lady: Thank you. Here tu go. *hands tickets to Nikki*
Nikki: Thank you.
Lady: Have a nice day!
Sugar: *enters train*
Nikki: *enters train*
Sugar: Wh-
Nikki: *sits on seat*
Sugar: *sits siguiente to Nikki*
Nikki: I'm taking tu somewhere where tu can be happy.
Sugar: Whoa. It stinks.
Nikki: Yep. It's the skunk in the bag.
Sugar: tu brought it?!
Nikki: Duh. I have to. If I set it free here, somepony...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Everypony: *laughs*
Mare: Yup! *slaps Nikki's back*
Nikki: Ow! Stop!
Colt: What are tu doing here? Oh wait! tu work for Diamond!
Nikki: I would never work for that whale!
Mare: Watch your mouth orphan.
Nikki: I am not an orphan!
Colt: Says the girl who d-
Nikki: Shut up!!!
Diamond: Ehem. *Grabs phone*
Nikki: *eye widened*
Diamond: *smirks* (puts phone down)
Colt: I have a long time without seeing you!
Mare: We thought tu were dead!
Colt: HEY! The orphan got her cutie mark!
Mare: Let me see!
Nikki: *covers cutie mark*
Colt: GET HER!
Mare: *grabs her hooves*
Nikki: HEY!
Everypony: *laughs*
Colt: Your cutie mark..Is...
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posted by applejackrocks1
An hora later, Nikki was in Canterlot. She got off the train....


Nikki: Sir?
Pony: Yes?
Nikki: How far away is this place? *hands a piece of paper to him*
Pony: *reads it* 4 blocks away, turn right.
Nikki: Okay, Thank you.
Pony No problem. *walks away*
Nikki: *whispers* 4 blocks, turn right..

30 minutos later, after following the stranger's directions, Nikki was in front of her client's door...

Nikki: *knocks on door*

Moments later, a mare opened the door. She looked at Nikki with disgusted. Nikki's eyes widened. "It can't be," she thought. The mare flipped back her mane...

Nikki: Good Morning! I'm the-...
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