The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker
Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing in formation.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Gives Corporal Dobbs a letter* Here tu are Duffy.
Corporal Dobbs: I ain't Duffy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Sarge.
Corporal Dobbs: I ain't O' Rourke either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Gives Corporal Agarn a letter* Here tu go Dobbs.
Corporal Agarn: I'm Agarn Vanderbilt! tu already gave Dobbs his letter!
Corporal Dobbs: *Reads his letter* Oh no.
Corporal Agarn: Must be terrible news.
Corporal Dobbs: They won't be able to repair my bugle until siguiente week!
Corporal Agarn: I take it back. It's not bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Reads his letter* Dear Randolph. tu spend too much time in the army. If tu don't get discharged soon, I will divorce you. Nikki East. My wife wants to divorce me!
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* What's wrong Agarn?
Corporal Agarn: My wife wants to divorce me unless I'm discharged.
Captain Parmenter: tu must be really upset about this.
Corporal Agarn: I'm not. I'm angry! I want to go-
Captain Parmenter: Please don't say it.
Corporal Agarn: On...
Captain Parmenter: Okay, you're not gonna listen to me. Never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: A... *Causes an explosion behind him* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
He went with Sargent O' Rourke to Nikki's house.
Nikki: Randolph! *Runs to Corporal Agarn, and kisses him* Did tu get discharged?
Corporal Agarn: Not yet.
Nikki: Well why not?
Corporal Agarn: It's much más complicated then tu think it is.
Nicholas: *Arrives* Darling, who is this?
Nikki: This is my husband, Randolph.
Corporal Agarn: *Points at Nicholas* And who are you, might I ask?!
Nicholas: A friend. Nicholas McWalker.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hey. Are tu Irish just like me?
Nicholas: Yes. It should be obvious por the mc in my last name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: If tu don't get discharged, I'll divorce you, and marry Nicholas.
Corporal Agarn: But honey, it takes a long time to get discharged. I'm not in control of it. If I was, that would be great, because I really don't wanna deal with Dobbs, and his bugle.
Sargent O' Rourke: It was damaged. Remember?
Corporal Agarn: Oh yeah. I was too busy being angry to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: The point is, Corporal Agarn loves tu just as much as tu amor him. tu shouldn't let his career get in the way of your love. Just because he's far away, doesn't mean he doesn't wanna spend time with you.
Corporal Agarn: But we weren't far away. We just had to walk for half a minute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I had to make it sound romantic.
Corporal Agarn: Being far away does not make anything romantic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: *Has a tear come out of her eye* Very touching. Randolph, your Sargent is right. I won't divorce tu to marry Nicholas.
Corporal Agarn: Oh, good.
Nikki: Instead, I'll divorce tu to marry Sargent O' Rourke!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Sargent! I thought we were working together on this!
Sargent O' Rourke: Sorry. I did everything I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Movie Studio
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker
Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing in formation.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Gives Corporal Dobbs a letter* Here tu are Duffy.
Corporal Dobbs: I ain't Duffy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Sarge.
Corporal Dobbs: I ain't O' Rourke either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Gives Corporal Agarn a letter* Here tu go Dobbs.
Corporal Agarn: I'm Agarn Vanderbilt! tu already gave Dobbs his letter!
Corporal Dobbs: *Reads his letter* Oh no.
Corporal Agarn: Must be terrible news.
Corporal Dobbs: They won't be able to repair my bugle until siguiente week!
Corporal Agarn: I take it back. It's not bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Reads his letter* Dear Randolph. tu spend too much time in the army. If tu don't get discharged soon, I will divorce you. Nikki East. My wife wants to divorce me!
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* What's wrong Agarn?
Corporal Agarn: My wife wants to divorce me unless I'm discharged.
Captain Parmenter: tu must be really upset about this.
Corporal Agarn: I'm not. I'm angry! I want to go-
Captain Parmenter: Please don't say it.
Corporal Agarn: On...
Captain Parmenter: Okay, you're not gonna listen to me. Never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: A... *Causes an explosion behind him* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
He went with Sargent O' Rourke to Nikki's house.
Nikki: Randolph! *Runs to Corporal Agarn, and kisses him* Did tu get discharged?
Corporal Agarn: Not yet.
Nikki: Well why not?
Corporal Agarn: It's much más complicated then tu think it is.
Nicholas: *Arrives* Darling, who is this?
Nikki: This is my husband, Randolph.
Corporal Agarn: *Points at Nicholas* And who are you, might I ask?!
Nicholas: A friend. Nicholas McWalker.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hey. Are tu Irish just like me?
Nicholas: Yes. It should be obvious por the mc in my last name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: If tu don't get discharged, I'll divorce you, and marry Nicholas.
Corporal Agarn: But honey, it takes a long time to get discharged. I'm not in control of it. If I was, that would be great, because I really don't wanna deal with Dobbs, and his bugle.
Sargent O' Rourke: It was damaged. Remember?
Corporal Agarn: Oh yeah. I was too busy being angry to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: The point is, Corporal Agarn loves tu just as much as tu amor him. tu shouldn't let his career get in the way of your love. Just because he's far away, doesn't mean he doesn't wanna spend time with you.
Corporal Agarn: But we weren't far away. We just had to walk for half a minute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I had to make it sound romantic.
Corporal Agarn: Being far away does not make anything romantic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: *Has a tear come out of her eye* Very touching. Randolph, your Sargent is right. I won't divorce tu to marry Nicholas.
Corporal Agarn: Oh, good.
Nikki: Instead, I'll divorce tu to marry Sargent O' Rourke!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Sargent! I thought we were working together on this!
Sargent O' Rourke: Sorry. I did everything I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Movie Studio
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are tu ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now tu died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
"Oh Fluttershy are tu ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now tu died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this arco iris Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only poni, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced por Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this arco iris Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only poni, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced por Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting más of these soon. ^^
"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her friends captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.
"You won't get away with this", dicho Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the trono room encased in green goo.
"Don't tu see, Celestia? I already have." queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing tu can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. tu have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicornios and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in tu and your team's hooves!
"You won't get away with this", dicho Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the trono room encased in green goo.
"Don't tu see, Celestia? I already have." queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing tu can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. tu have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicornios and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in tu and your team's hooves!
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight o they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted por the cute animals, they all had to hunt for comida and that meant killing animales they all found comida but not Fluttershy but the animales were her friends so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
To be continued...