The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.
Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke rode humans to the Hikawi Camp.
Chief Wild Eagle: What can I do for you?
Sargent O' Rourke: We want to pretend we're buying land from your tribe in order to impress this colonel visiting us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, so why don't we make it real?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But Chief, tu don't gain any money when giving your land away to us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay tu $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minuto Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: tu ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years o so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when tu first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then tu barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick, and breaks it in half*
Audience: *Laughing*
While Agarn, and the sarge were gone, Captain Parmenter had his troops lined up.
Captain Parmenter: Where is Agarn, and O' Rourke?
Corporal Duffy: Maybe they went to bring me the Alamo!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: There's no way two ponies could lift that up por their selves.
Corporal Duffy: Why not? I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Arrives* Attention, I am the poni, pony inspecting your fort. I am Colonel Yorning.
Captain Parmenter: Good morning Yorning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Counting soldiers* tu dicho that tu had twelve soldiers here, correct?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, why?
Colonel Yorning: I see that two of your soldiers are missing.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn are missing.
Colonel Yorning: Why are they missing?
Captain Parmenter: They went to buy más land for our fort from a group of Indians.
Just then, the two soldiers returned.
Captain Parmenter: Sargent, how did it go?
Sargent O' Rourke: Not good Captain. They didn't give us any land.
Colonel Yorning: Ha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But they did give us twelve bottles of scotch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: Well, that's even better. I'll take eight of your bottles, and put in a good reportar for Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter: Deal.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Movie Studio
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.
Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke rode humans to the Hikawi Camp.
Chief Wild Eagle: What can I do for you?
Sargent O' Rourke: We want to pretend we're buying land from your tribe in order to impress this colonel visiting us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, so why don't we make it real?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But Chief, tu don't gain any money when giving your land away to us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay tu $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minuto Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: tu ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years o so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when tu first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then tu barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick, and breaks it in half*
Audience: *Laughing*
While Agarn, and the sarge were gone, Captain Parmenter had his troops lined up.
Captain Parmenter: Where is Agarn, and O' Rourke?
Corporal Duffy: Maybe they went to bring me the Alamo!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: There's no way two ponies could lift that up por their selves.
Corporal Duffy: Why not? I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Arrives* Attention, I am the poni, pony inspecting your fort. I am Colonel Yorning.
Captain Parmenter: Good morning Yorning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Counting soldiers* tu dicho that tu had twelve soldiers here, correct?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, why?
Colonel Yorning: I see that two of your soldiers are missing.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn are missing.
Colonel Yorning: Why are they missing?
Captain Parmenter: They went to buy más land for our fort from a group of Indians.
Just then, the two soldiers returned.
Captain Parmenter: Sargent, how did it go?
Sargent O' Rourke: Not good Captain. They didn't give us any land.
Colonel Yorning: Ha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But they did give us twelve bottles of scotch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: Well, that's even better. I'll take eight of your bottles, and put in a good reportar for Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter: Deal.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Movie Studio
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this mostrar down with the evil perra queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if tu liked the season finale of season 6 o not ?
Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
I thought I would have más ideas from here.. But... I don't.
So this concludes the third season. I have más annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.
A lot of my friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.
This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro segundos after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are más o less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
So this concludes the third season. I have más annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.
A lot of my friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.
This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro segundos after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are más o less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..