Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, o trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.
Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* hola Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: tu gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: hola wait a second. Was that supposed to scare me?
Wilson: *Stops, and turns around to face Gordon* Alright then, I'll tell Nicole to go faster, and make your train blow up, and possibly kill you.
Gordon: Never mind.
Wilson: Will tu stop being impatient?
Gordon: Over my dead body.
Wilson: That can be arranged. *Grabs walkie talkie*
Gordon: You're not gonna tell Nicole to speed up, are you?
Wilson: Well...
Nicole: *Pushes tank cars onto Gordon's engine*
Gordon: *Blows horn twice*
Nicole: *Uncouples her engine from Gordon's train*
Gordon: *Drives his train*
Wilson: Wait a second! *Runs after the train* What about your caboose?
Gordon: Don't need it!!
Wilson: Yeah tu do!
Gordon: Then allow me to say fuck you. tu have caused me to be late por going too slow with coupling the train up to my engines, and threatening to blow me up. I cannot wait, so I'm leaving.
Wilson: *Stops running* tu idiot!!!
Gordon: *Gets his train out of the yards* First Pete threatens to have me transferred up North onto another part of this railway, and now Wilson is actuación like a bitch.
Just then, Roger arrived in his freight train. He had más tank cars to put into the yard.
Snowflake: Oh great. más tank cars.
Nikki: *Stops her train behind Roger's* Hope this doesn't take too long.
Meadow: I hope it doesn't take too long either. We have to wait on the mainline.
Orion: *Driving his freight train towards the yards, and sees Roger's train* I know just what I'm gonna do in order to get fired. *Crashes into Roger's train*
Because of the violent movements from the crash, the tank cars blew up.
Nikki: Oh my goodness!
Meadow: Good thing we weren't too close. Right?
Nikki: Right.
Roger: *Comes out of his engine* My god. How am I still alive?
Orion: *Flies to Roger* Forget that. How am I still alive? Remember, I crashed into your train.
Browning: *Arrives* What are tu assholes doing?
Orion: Arguing?
Browning: Remember, I'm going to steal that shit, along with the ammunition on that other train. Don't be careless.
After talking to Orion, Browning decided to go to some misceláneo bar to do only one thing. Get drunk.
Browning: *Crosses the train tracks, and gets onto the platform. He sees Stylo arrive in a passenger train. So, he grabs a Tommygun, and shoots the engine*
Stylo: *Stops the train, and gets out* Hey! What do tu think you're doing?!
Browning: What does it look like I'm doing dipshit?
Stylo: tu just ruined a brand new locomotive.
Browning: Yeah well some of your friends up in the train yard ruined some of my merchandise.
Stylo: tu mean the gasoline, and ammunition? It's not even yours to begin with tu trigger happy twat!
Browning: *Leaves the station*
Stylo: Hey! I'm not finished talking to you!! HEY!!!
2 B Continued
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, o trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.
Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* hola Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: tu gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: hola wait a second. Was that supposed to scare me?
Wilson: *Stops, and turns around to face Gordon* Alright then, I'll tell Nicole to go faster, and make your train blow up, and possibly kill you.
Gordon: Never mind.
Wilson: Will tu stop being impatient?
Gordon: Over my dead body.
Wilson: That can be arranged. *Grabs walkie talkie*
Gordon: You're not gonna tell Nicole to speed up, are you?
Wilson: Well...
Nicole: *Pushes tank cars onto Gordon's engine*
Gordon: *Blows horn twice*
Nicole: *Uncouples her engine from Gordon's train*
Gordon: *Drives his train*
Wilson: Wait a second! *Runs after the train* What about your caboose?
Gordon: Don't need it!!
Wilson: Yeah tu do!
Gordon: Then allow me to say fuck you. tu have caused me to be late por going too slow with coupling the train up to my engines, and threatening to blow me up. I cannot wait, so I'm leaving.
Wilson: *Stops running* tu idiot!!!
Gordon: *Gets his train out of the yards* First Pete threatens to have me transferred up North onto another part of this railway, and now Wilson is actuación like a bitch.
Just then, Roger arrived in his freight train. He had más tank cars to put into the yard.
Snowflake: Oh great. más tank cars.
Nikki: *Stops her train behind Roger's* Hope this doesn't take too long.
Meadow: I hope it doesn't take too long either. We have to wait on the mainline.
Orion: *Driving his freight train towards the yards, and sees Roger's train* I know just what I'm gonna do in order to get fired. *Crashes into Roger's train*
Because of the violent movements from the crash, the tank cars blew up.
Nikki: Oh my goodness!
Meadow: Good thing we weren't too close. Right?
Nikki: Right.
Roger: *Comes out of his engine* My god. How am I still alive?
Orion: *Flies to Roger* Forget that. How am I still alive? Remember, I crashed into your train.
Browning: *Arrives* What are tu assholes doing?
Orion: Arguing?
Browning: Remember, I'm going to steal that shit, along with the ammunition on that other train. Don't be careless.
After talking to Orion, Browning decided to go to some misceláneo bar to do only one thing. Get drunk.
Browning: *Crosses the train tracks, and gets onto the platform. He sees Stylo arrive in a passenger train. So, he grabs a Tommygun, and shoots the engine*
Stylo: *Stops the train, and gets out* Hey! What do tu think you're doing?!
Browning: What does it look like I'm doing dipshit?
Stylo: tu just ruined a brand new locomotive.
Browning: Yeah well some of your friends up in the train yard ruined some of my merchandise.
Stylo: tu mean the gasoline, and ammunition? It's not even yours to begin with tu trigger happy twat!
Browning: *Leaves the station*
Stylo: Hey! I'm not finished talking to you!! HEY!!!
2 B Continued
So I was just thinking about the mane six and their elements and blah blah blah. So anyway, I just want to share my opinion with tu guys. Honestly, I think the elements hold the whole story of MLP together. The elements are basically the foundation for Friendship is Magic. In the first episode, the elements were what defeated Nightmare Moon. They also defeated Discord and did some other stuff.. But what if the Elements did not exist? Would MLP be good, worse, o better off without them? Sorry this was so short I kinda am slacking off on articulo escritura these days. What would MLP be like without the elements?
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever o wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, o they are just trolling.
If tu people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever o wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, o they are just trolling.
If tu people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..