On The Block Episode 15 Part 6 - My Little poni, pony - La Magia de la Amistad - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was watching más television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still mostrando that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: hola Sean, do tu know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, o care about recolors.
Sean: Well tu better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So tu don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will mostrar tu why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*

Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*

The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.

Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give tu my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazuca, bazooka at Recolor Snails* I dicho give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! tu weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*

The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.

Saten Twist: Why do tu keep mostrando me this shit?
Master Sword: To let tu know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See tu siguiente time.

The End

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The last solstice - Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower

The heat is suffocating. It settles on the capital, like an invisible mass. There’s absolutely no natural air movement. No clouds on the light blue sky. Everypony stays indoors, if they can. Only a few figures saunter on the streets. Mostly young fillies and colts, roasting eggs on the hot pavement, o amor birds, chatting at cafés, under the shadow of tall oak trees. Everything’s quiet, as the fiery orb above continues to pour its light and warmness on the Equestrian landscape. This is the worst heat wave that struck Canterlot in over...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. tu can stay with us until Celestia makes tu a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do tu sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who dicho you're idiotic? Sure tu made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make tu retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw tu before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd tu know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white muro tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...

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The New Era... PART 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Pilot 1 - GasMask On
time : 15:30
location : near LasPegasus
objiective : Find And Kill GoldenHorn
Pilot 2 - fourty-five we near the location
fourty-five - copy over five-o-five
Pilot 1 - holy shit there toxics everywhere
Dimitri - he want gas all civiliants...
Damn - damn...
Shadow *from radio* - Im under... 10 BTR's under the GoldenHorn office... 9 birds flying... no wait... se another one... ok there 10 birds... there contact Destroyer... when tu land we lost conntact with tu five-o-five...
fourty-five - we landing... good luck
Shadow *from radio* - good luck five-o-five... happy hunting... Shadow...

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The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. arco iris Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. mover it!
Celestia: tu broke our wings. We can't mover as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if tu kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw arco iris Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...

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Pinkie's Duel part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager

Manager: Hello
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A poni, pony driving a big rig tried to kill me.
manager: Really?
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get tu anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do tu have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.

While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the poni, pony driving it had naranja hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had naranja hooves....

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Discord is Back part 15....CONGRATULATIONS!!!! (Mah last article)

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

Twilight: tu ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I amor YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I amor tu outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my favorito! element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!

THE END!!!!

I'll make más articles, don't worry.

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Discord Is back part 14........Pacifica Changes

posted by applejackrocks

The colts stood beside Discord. And the mares were lined up in front of Discord.

Azura: Well, Well, Well....
Discord: Mmmmmf!!!
Score: tu give up?
Discord: Mmmf!!!
CS: Letsmfinish him girls.
Stormy: Alrighty!
Nikki: *smirks*

They combined there elements. The 5 ponies rose from the floor. Then they all opened their eyes, and their were glowing. Then FLASH! A big arco iris came out of the elements, and hit Discord, causing him to turn into Stone. Then, they all fell down, tierd of the work they had done.

Stormy: Did we do it?
Azura: I think so!
CS: We did it!
Score: Woo-Hoo!
Nikki: Yee-Haw!!!!
All: (hugs each...

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Discord is back part 10.......We gotta bring back there memory

posted by applejackrocks

Cotton Swirls told Azura to build 3 cages, the size of Nikki, Stormy, and Score. And so, Azura build them. They both threw Nikki, Stormy, and Score each into a different cage. After That, they went to look for the others (Pixel, Pacifica, Brawny, Twirl, BS, and Jack). Azura carried Pixel and Brawny, and CS carried Twirl, Pacifica, and Jack back where the others were.

Azura: Okay, now that we have them all together, what do we do?
CS: Well, we gotta bring back there Memory.
Azura: Right, but how?
CS: Ummmmmmm.....We can sing a song, o mostrar them some pictures of us, o just talk to them.
Azura: I...

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A Changeling Hearth's Warming Eve Part 3

posted by The_Exorcist

Everypony was shouting once Cotton Swirls and her friends got out. "This is terrible!"said Score Heights. They saw queen Chrysalis using her dark magic to destroy every house in Ponyville. Score Heights went running to her and then told queen Chrysalis,"Why would tu do this to us? We don't deserve this!" queen Chrysalis just chuckled and said,"I don't think tu remember what happened at the wedding. I had my chance to get married with him. Now I give payback!" Score Heights looked up and she saw Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia!"said Score Heights. "Go get your friends and gather them...

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One Left manzana, manzana, apple

posted by mariofan14

*This is an OC story with flippy_fan210's OC, Claw, who's not a pony, but what looks like a lynx. I'm also including my Bayonetta poni, pony in this. And this is truly my longest story I have made, so I'm sorry about this. Enjoy.*

One fine día at Sweet manzana, apple Acres, the manzana, apple family was working hard in the fields, bucking the trees to harvest the apples. manzana, apple Bloom, however, was working with Granny Smith around the house. After a while, the old green poni, pony says, "Ya done real good there, manzana, apple Bloom. Maybe tu can help out yer brother and sister out in the fields." "Ah sure will!" manzana, apple Bloom leaped...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the castillo got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the castillo was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to registrarse his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to registrarse Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...

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King Sombra's Return pt.5

posted by Mylittlecute12

Twilight and Fluttershy enter the tower.
"Hello is anypony home"? asked, Fluttershy.
"Look the staircase"! said, Twilight.
"Fluttershy tu keep guard up here while I'll go down the stairs" said, Twilight.
"Okay" whispered, Fluttershy.
"I better be careful I don't wanna fall again". said, Twilight." I hope Twilight is okay I don't want her to get hurt". whispered, Fluttershy.
(evil laughing)
Fluttershy "screams".
"Fluttershy"! yells, Twilight.
Twilight runs back up the stairs.
But when she trys running up the stairs, they just keep going down like everlasting steps.

"Help!!!!!!!!!!!" screams, Fluttershy.

To be continued.........

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Equestrian Tales: Chapter Eleven

posted by Tawnyjay

Chapter Eleven: Rarity
I tucked por hooves underneath me and sighed. “Twilight, do we have to? I have a bad feeling about this…”

Rainbow Dash was glaring at the ground. “I can’t believe this… I’m so not going!” But we all knew those were empty words—she would come.

Fluttershy had gotten over her panic, but was still nervous.
“Are… are tu sure about this?”

Twilight dicho her siguiente words mournfully. “We have to be…”

Discord popped his head back in. “I’m readdddy~” he sang. “You?”

“As ready as we’ll ever be,” I sighed, and trotted...

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Discord Conquers Equestria(pt. 1)

posted by xFluttershyx

"Okay, everypony", dicho Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance dicho that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", dicho Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", dicho Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", dicho Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...

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Double Trouble (The Secret About Pinkie Pie) pt 5 Final

posted by pikachu700

*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are tu doing this i know tu have the power to stop this so amor and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: tu made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end

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Pinkie's journey pt.1

posted by mariofan14

It was a bright and shining día in the beautiful town of Ponyville. Everyone was doing their regular thing: talking, shopping, working, playing, the usual. But at Sugar Cube Corner, things were going to be a little different.

Pound and calabaza Cake, the twin foals, now about 3 and a half months old, were beginning to be a little más aware of their powers, using them for whatever purpose there is, sometimes including help around the cocina when it needs cleaning. Those kids sure are better with their powers now, here's its downside: They want to use it OUTSIDE of the town!

One day, when Pinkie...

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The mystery of happiness Prolouge

posted by whiteclaw

I grew up in a town where tu had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and más commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.

How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no poni, pony will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.

I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.

To be continued...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 9(The Takeover)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
I finally got out of he Everfree forest and headed fir my cottage to see if queen Chrysalis did anything to my precious animals. She didn't.

If she's not here, where is she?

I went into town to see if she caused any trouble there. She hadn't.

Hmm.

I saw arco iris Dash and ran to tell her who I saw in the Everfree forest. "Rainbow, you'll never believe tu I saw-"

"I have to go, Fluttershy." arco iris Dash flew away.

I followed. "But it's really important-" She flew faster than me. I flew a little faster, too. "Rainbow, listen to-" She then flew away even faster and I knew I could'nt catch up.. I...