Grand Theft Ponies Part 2 - My Little poni, pony - La Magia de la Amistad - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little poni, pony version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case galleta got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to buscar for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars tu could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to the Corvette. From the Station Wagon to the Pearla. All four are great cars, because they're made por Chevronet.

This song starts playing on the radio: link

Case Cracker: *Rolls down windows and turns the música up*
Mares: *Staring at Case Cracker*
Gordon: You're getting a lot of attention.

The light turns green

Gordon: *driving 36 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *switches glasses to dark shades as they drive away*
Gordon: *Turns right*
Police Pony: *Driving a police car on the other side of the road*
Gordon: Oh damn.
Case Cracker: oh, buck...
Police: *pass*
Gordon: Oh thank christ. For a moment, I thought they'd arrest us for the crack. It's a good thing we're near the airport.
Case Cracker: Yeah, we can't draw attention to ourselves...
Gordon: Hey, I'm just following the speed limit.

Soon they arrive at the airport, and Gordon turns off the music.

Case Cracker: So, this is the place.
Gordon: Yep. Now we got to find a poni, pony with a green airplane.
Case Cracker: *Casually trots through the airport looking for the correct airplane*
Gordon: *Slowly driving around airport* Aha, there it is.

Gordon stopped the car, and the pilot of the green plane came out.

Pilot: tu got the cocaine?
Gordon: Yeah.
Case Cracker: *Walking towards Gordon*
Gordon: Case, open the trunk, and bring the cocaine to him.
Case Cracker: *Opens el maletero, tronco door. He takes a case out, and walks to the pilot. He opens the case for the pilot to see*
Pilot: *Looks at cocaine* Ah excellent. *takes drugs* Here's your money. *pays seven thousand dollars*
Case Cracker: Cool, now we've just gotta get it back.

Suddenly, a police officer arrived

Chase song: link

Police: Freeze!! Put the cocaine on the ground right now!
Pilot: tu guys go! I'll cover you!
Gordon: *gets in car*
Case Cracker: *To cops* Buck NO!
Gordon: *Drives forward*
Cops: *Arrive in five police cars, and begin to chase Gordon*
Pilot: *Taking off in his airplane*
Cop: Stop that airplane!!!
Cop 63: *Grabs a sub machine gun, and shoots the plane*
Pilot: *Gets hit. He loses altitude, and crashes into a building*
Gordon: Holy shit!!
Case Cracker: There goes the drugs.
Gordon: At least we got the money. Let's lose these pigs. *Drifts to the right as he gets out of the airport*
Case Cracker: Yeah, cuz' I am not going back to a cell.

por the time they got away from the airport, six police cars started following them.

Case Cracker: How many cops could possibly follow us?
Gordon: Never mind that. Shoot them.
Case Cracker: *Loads a Tec 9 with an extended clip, and extra firepower. He shoots two of the police cars*
Cop 65: We got smoke coming out of the hood!
Cop 84: They must've hit the engine.
Cop 65: *He can't see where he is going, and ends up crashing into a mailbox*
Gordon: Only five more, keep shooting.
Case Cracker: *Shoots the tire on one police car*
Cop 25: *Losing control, and gets hit por the other police cars causing a pile up*
Case Cracker: Holy shit!
Gordon: That's gotta hurt.
Case Cracker: We definitely lost those cops.
Gordon: Yeah, but Jim is not going to be happy when he hears about the cocaine.

2 B Continued

Canada24 likes this

Canada24 I could kinda see Saten being in this type of story. As, despite all his honorable traits. he's also a short tempered, weed taking, sarcastic, redeeming alcoholic.. Thats pretty AVERAGE in the world of grand theft auto

Seanthehedgehog You should have joined the roleplay me, and Izfankirby did before it ended.

Canada24 Didn't know about it..

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fuego dash: A Link Between Death part 1

posted by jordy_dash

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"Brother, we must retrieve the elements, untill then stay in the castle" dicho celestia, her mane waving in the wind,
"I will sister, tu can always trust me" the young prince dicho bowing his head then he looked to his other sister, luna
"sister, remember that when tu return tu teach me how to control fire" Luna then laughed at this and dicho to her brother with cheer...

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posted by johnnyrivera

Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

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3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back dicho artifact por winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won dicho vote three times over,...

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Dirty Harry Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Peter's wife, Kayla

At the hospital, a poni, pony on a cama was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed por news reporters.

News: Can tu tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying tu beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If tu touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend tu of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where...

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posted by soomin1208

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A loooooooong time ago, when Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra were only fillies in school, Chrysalis was a beautiful alicorn. She wasn't evil at all. They all went to the same school, and the same class (3rd grade). Nopony had their cutiemarks yet. Lots of colts loved Chrysalis because of her sweetness, and beauty. But for some reason, Cadence hated her.

In class, with Celestia, Luna, Sombra,...

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Golden Iris part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.

Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with tu Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see tu have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.

The two friends drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.

Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do tu know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
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Fenix: To a cemetary....

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Another title screen

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King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do tu want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow...

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Score has gone missing part 3...........We gotta rescue her!

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

All the little ponies headed to Nikki's farm, because they knew they would find something militaryish to put on.

Pacifica: Oh my, my, my! What kind of house is this?!
Azura: This, is called a barn.
GW: She's right, right now, we're in a barn.
Pacifica: Ewww! Dirt! I stepped on dirt! AHHHH! *faints*
MH: Seriously?!?! She faints because of dirt?!?
Nikki: Eeyup.
Stormy: Yes.
CS: True.
Azura: Look girls! I found a military uniform! (Holds uniform up to everypony)
CS: Whoa...
GW: AWESOME!
MH: Cool!
Nikki: *chuckles* well would ya look at that! Azura found my halloween costume Ah wore...

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posted by MinervaHoot

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some cupcakes shoutouts, so if tu haven't read Cupcakes, please do. comentarios will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement por the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie dicho she was sorry, her expression dicho a different story. A week after...

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posted by flippy_fan210

Flippy(not flipped out)

Intro:this is my first crossover fanfic with 2 cartoons, it probably isn't that great.

Chapter 1:Flip out
It was a normal día for twilight sparkle, Spike was doing chores and she was getting ready to go to one of Pinkie pie's parties. There was someone new in ponyville, and from what Twilight heard from Pinkie, he's pretty cool. She was walking to sugarcube corner nopony was outside, which meant Pinkie had invited everypony in ponyville. When she got to sugarcube corner the party was in full swing, all the party comida was out and there were plenty of games and music, typical Pinkie pie party....