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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* hola look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from the other diamond dogs*
Spot: What is the matter with-
Rover: lower your voice. we don't want them to hear us.
Fido: why do they think we're gods?
Rover: that gem we had must have done the teleportation thingy the blue poni, pony mentioned, and it also made us time travel into a different time period.
Spot: that mule, and her friends are still in that hot air balloon. they probably have a lot of food, and treasure.
Fido: these other diamond perros are willing to help us, so if we team up with them, we'll kill the mule, and her two friends.

They went back to the other diamond dogs.

Rover: We're back.
Mickey: What would tu like us to do for you?
Fido: Tell us what año this is.
James: 1801 gods.
Spot: tu do not have to call us gods. We are just diamond perros like you. My name is Spot.
Rover: I'm Rover, and this is Fido.
Fido: Pleased to meet you.
Martin: Pleased to meet tu as well.
Chowder: Is there anything else tu want us to do?
Rover: There are three ponies. A white unicorn, a blue pegasus, and an naranja earth poni, pony with a brown hat. We need your help to kill them.
James: We will help tu in any way we can. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Uh, what did he say?
James: I said... We will help tu in any way we can! Right fellas?!
Diamond Dogs: Oh yeah, of course we can. No problem.

Meanwhile, the hot air balloon was losing altitude.

arco iris Dash: If tu didn't put out the fire, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Rarity: I thought it was going to kill us!
Applejack: There was supposed to be a fuego there Rarity!
Rarity: Well I thought it was going to kill us! tu can thank me for saving your life later.
arco iris Dash: Yeah right.
Applejack: *Looks down into the ocean* I see a pirate ship. Let's get the balloon closer, and get on board.
arco iris Dash: I got an idea. *Flies out of the hot air balloon, and gets a rope from the hot air balloon. She ties it onto part of a ship*
Erik: Hey! What do tu think you're doing?!
arco iris Dash: That hot air balloon is running low on altitude, and we can't do anything about it! We need to save the ponies on board.
Erik: Alright.
Larry: *Runs towards Erik* What's the matter?
Erik: This blue poni, pony is helping two others in a hot air balloon.
arco iris Dash: AJ, Rarity, tu okay in there?!
Applejack: Yeah.
Rarity: We're going to jump on board now.

aguardiente de manzana, applejack jumped on with no difficulty, but when Rarity jumped, she landed on the edge, and was holding on trying to get herself up.

Rarity: A little help please?
Erik: Allow me. *Helps Rarity onto the ship*
Rarity: Thank you.
Erik: *Leans on a muro standing on his back legs*
Rarity: *Also standing on her back legs, leaning against Erik* You're a sexy gentlecolt.
Applejack: She dicho sexy.
arco iris Dash: Take out the y, and what do tu get?
Applejack: Sex.
Erik: Whoa, easy! *Gets away from Rarity, and stands siguiente to arco iris Dash* I like mares, but I don't like them rough.
Rarity: Fine! I'll just find someone else on this ship to have sex with, stallion, o mare.
Applejack: Probably both. *Laughs*

arco iris Dash, Larry, and Erik laughed with her.

Hungry: Enough!
Erik: Oh Hungry. We saved three ponies from a falling hot air balloon.
Hungry: Excellent. Now I must give them the pirate initiation. What is 1 plus 1?
arco iris Dash: Uhh.. 2?
Applejack: 2.
Rarity: 2.
Hungry: Wrong! The correct answer is... Uh.... Is it really 2?
arco iris Dash: Yes!
Hungry: Oh. Never mind, you're right. Welcome to my pirate crew. tu already met Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. They seem to make the best chips ever. They might as well become chips. Let me introduce tu to the rest of the crew. *Leaves*
arco iris Dash: remember how we got back into the present after gilda got us into medieval times?
Applejack: we killed her.
Rarity: now we have to kill the diamond dogs, but where are they?
arco iris Dash: i don't know. that's the part that worries me.
Hungry: *Returns with with three other ponies* Here they are. Meet Leaf Pile, Max McGarrett, and Donut.
Rarity: *Falling in amor with all three stallions*
Applejack: Pleased to meet you.
Leaf Pile: Likewise.
Max: We're glad you're in our crew with us.
Donut: It's a real honor to have you.
arco iris Dash: It's a real honor to be with you.

Now that Applejack, arco iris Dash, and Rarity were in a pirate crew, they needed to find Rover, and the other diamond dogs.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a perra would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. por the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the día was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty minutos until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward tu with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If tu shoot S.C....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, o things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
arce looked out at the mesa, tabla and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" arce asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. arce looked where Gummy was, right por her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" arce asked. She looked around and then the cocina caught on fire. arce gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. o at least, for Maple.
added by bluefire700
Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I dicho last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick culo with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...
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posted by SpiritTheCat
Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied corazón on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking confitería goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. por the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need tu to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train siguiente to Nikki's train*
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...
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(This is the segundo time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't tu remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a año o two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought tu were the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a classic car mostrar in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting por his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting por his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, o tu will be killed por a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have tu been? tu almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan:...
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música Monday!
Today, we're going to share what, if we did, songs would be on our playlist! I'll share mine first.
1. Simpsons Theme
2. Gracie Films Theme Extended
3. arco iris Rocks
4. Better than Ever
5. Battle of the Bands
6. Under our Spell
7. Tricks up my Sleeve
8. Welcome to the Show
9. Shine like Rainbows
10. AwkwardMarina's I like Ponies
11. AwkwardMarina's How to become a Brony Musician
12. Popipo - Hatsune Miku
13. My Little CanCan
14. Night of Nights - Touhou
15. Bad Apple!!! - Touhou
16. Bad Harmony
17. U.N Owen was Her? - Flandre Scarlet's Theme - Touhou
18. Fighting is Magic - Twilight Sparkle's Theme...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.

Pinkie's Ghost: link

When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, arco iris Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at arco iris Dash, and it proves to be very successful.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: link

Created por me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the poni, pony world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do tu think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if tu noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A picture of the new character

Astrel Sky: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze:...
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posted by mariofan14
This isn't poni, pony related, but I think I should tell tu people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, más commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...
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WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then aguardiente de manzana, applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right por San Franciscolt. They were driving across The bahía Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would tu want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: o am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a poni, pony was waiting for them.

Supervisor: tu Stylo, and...
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