posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our final part of the video to commemorate all of the good times we had. Enjoy.
Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.
Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees televisión set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Sunny: Can tu clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't tu pause the game?
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a nintendo 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Sunny: What are tu doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*
A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.
Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Sunny: tu know what?! You're fired. tu suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hola everypony.
Tom: How are tu doing?
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Master Sword: Why would tu tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing.
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!
Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.
Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of tu should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell tu once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: tu know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what tu were doing.
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit tu make everypony go through.
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW año ASSHOLES!!
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some pistolas into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I amor Austrian guns!
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Master Sword: All tu do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their culo off just so they can watch a ball mover down.
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Double Scoop: Before we race, it's time to use an overused rock & roll song from the 70's.
Double Scoop, and Sunny were standing right siguiente to each other behind the starting line.
Double Scoop: tu ready?
Double Scoop: Go! *Runs past starting line*
Sunny: *Gets in front of Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: *Getting close to Sunny*
Sunny: You're not going to catch up to me!
Double Scoop: Save it for when I pass you.
As they began to turn left, Double Scoop passed Sunny.
Sunny: *Shocked, but keeps running*
Double Scoop: *Goes around the entire left turn*
Sunny: you've gotta be kidding me. *Runs faster, but still can't catch up to Double Scoop*
As Double Scoop starting going on the segundo left turn, he decided to sing the song.
Double Scoop: Rising up. Back on my hooves. Disvaslagh, divaslaghla.
Double Scoop: What's the f**king lyrics to this song? I don't know any of them, damnit!
Double Scoop: I just passed, the finish line. I beat my friend Sunny. Now I'm going to keep running nonstop. Until I recreate a scene.
Double Scoop: Yes this, scene is from Rocky when he runs up the stairs, and that's all the way in Fillydelphia.
Double Scoop: I will, not stop running until I get my culo there, and I don't know why I was singing, in the first place.
Double Scoop was running on a treadmill while a green screen showed a bunch of pictures in the background.
Double Scoop: *Running through a field of grass, then the green changes to a forest. The siguiente scene on the green screen shows Double Scoop running on the racetrack, so it looks like he's racing himself.
Double Scoop: *Next, he's running on a highway. He's right siguiente to a white SUV*
SUV Pony: *Crashes into another car, and the green screen stops moving, so it looks like Double Scoop is running in place*
Double Scoop: *Running on parte superior, arriba of a train, then the green screen switches to a river, making it look like Double Scoop is running on water*
Double Scoop: *Looks to the left, and sees that the green screen is not working, so he stops the treadmill, and the song turns off* Come on!! I was supposed to reach Fillydelphia!
Pony: Sorry man. Green screen ain't working.
Double Scoop: Well get it fixed!
The green screen falls down.
Double Scoop: Forget it. Let's get those skits started.
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was starting his segundo attempt on running to Fillydelphia nonstop.
Double Scoop: Here we go.
poni, pony in car: *Passes Double Scoop* Don't stand in the middle of the street.
Double Scoop: Up your culo with a piece of glass.
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia, here I come. *Starts to run*
It was in slow motion for thirteen seconds. When the speed returns to normal, Double Scoop runs past Tom, and Master Sword.
Tom: Where are tu heading to Double Scoop?
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia!
Master Sword: Did he say Fillydelphia?
Tom: I hope not. Only an idiot would run to Fillydelphia nonstop.
Double Scoop: *Running in the middle of the street*
Double Scoop ran for days. When the sun shone, he ran. When it was night, he ran. When it was snowing, he ran. If he was on an icy sidewalk, he ran. It took him days to get to Fillydelphia, but he soon made it while running on the side of a highway, but he didn't stop running.
Double Scoop: Now to find that building with the steps on it so I can recreate that scene from Rocky. I won't stop running until I go up them.
Five hours later, Double Scoop reached the Rocky steps.
Double Scoop: Now to run up, and listen very closely to the singer in the song. I thought this was supposed to be an instrumental.
Double Scoop: *Running up the stairs*
Ponies: *Watching Double Scoop*
poni, pony 63: Is he gonna make it?
poni, pony 96: Maybe.
Double Scoop: *Continues running up the stairs*
Stop the song
Double Scoop: *Trips, and falls all the way down to the bottom*
poni, pony 66: *To Double Scoop* Way to go. tu ruined the show. I'm not even part of it thankfully.
Double Scoop: What happened to me?
poni, pony 66: Stupid question.
Tom was watching TV with Mortomis.
Tom: So what was this mostrar tu wanted to mostrar me?
Mortomis: This mostrar I wanted to mostrar tu is a mostrar that shows tu a dragon named Albi, and he's actually part of a kid's mostrar that my little brother wanted me to watch, so I'm going to watch it here, and if I like it, I'll watch it with him.
Tom: Is that all Mort?
Mortomis: I think so, yeah.
TV Announcer: We hope tu enjoyed the My Little Human special, American Mares.
Tv Announcer: Up siguiente is a new episode of Albi The Racist Dragon.
Tom: This is supposed to be a kid's show?
The theme song starts for the show.
Singer: In the mermelada forest.
Singer 2: Forest.
Singer: Between the make believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage.
Singer: Lives Albi.
Singers: Albi. Albi, the racist dragon.
Narrator: Chapter 6. And so, all the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, and very scary cave. It was so dark, and scary there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into gelatina, jalea beans.
Narrator: Just then, he felt a tiny hoof on his tail. He turned around, and who should it be? But the badly burned albanian potro, colt from the día before.
Albi: What are tu doing here? I thought I killed tu yesterday.
Narrator: Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
Albanian Colt: No. No Albi. tu didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured.
Narrator: Laughed the boy.
Audience: We laughed too!
Albanian Colt: Why are tu crying Albi?
Albi: Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hoof off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Albanian Colt: They didn't chase tu hear because of your racism. They chased me here too, and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us. Because we're different to them.
Narrator: And at that, Albi cried a single tear that turned into a gelatina, jalea bean, it had all the colores of the rainbow, and suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Singer: So they sat in the cave.
Singer 2: The cave.
Singer: And ate bubblegum pie.
Singer: Albi, the racist.
Albanian Colt: Albi, the racist.
Singer: Albi, the racist..
Albi: Well, not anymore.
The mostrar ends, and Mortomis has a tear come out of his eye.
Tom: *Also has a tear come out of his eye* You're crying over a kid's show.
Mortomis: Yeah, so are you.
The video ends.
Tom: And, that's all we got.
Master Sword: But wait a segundo Tom, this is only part five! We need to keep going until part 6!
Tom: It's been a long time since we heard anything out of them.
Master Sword: Are we going on to part 6, o what?
Tom: Don't worry, we will.
2 B Continued