Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our mostrar where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, o played as characters in skits. For instance, arco iris Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The culo culo Inn skit.
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
---
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first día of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now tu will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots misil at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit por missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops plátano peel*
Derpy: Do tu really think that'll stop me? *Drives over plátano peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy tu unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
"Okay, let's see what tu wrote down." dicho Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, tu wrote down, the letter N. tu wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing más laughter to come from the audience.
---
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer dicho this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
---
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." dicho Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if tu didn't say that word ever again." dicho Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
---
And now, it's time for fanmail from your favorito! six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, por giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think tu sound great with your new voice.
---
Alex said, "The correct answer was two. tu have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will tu pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
más laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
---
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the capucha, campana of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
---
siguiente day, Princess Celestia was walking through her castillo when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if tu promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are tu doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into misceláneo objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I dicho I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, arco iris Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, arco iris Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi arco iris Dash.
arco iris Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Can't tu see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are tu going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
arco iris Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
---
arco iris Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: arco iris Dash looked adelante, hacia adelante to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, arco iris Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: dicho arco iris Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Mind your own business tu celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, arco iris Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
A police car heads towards arco iris Dash.
arco iris Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on arco iris Dash? Have tu been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of arco iris Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And arco iris Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
arco iris Dash: *Gets letter* Dear arco iris Dash, tu are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one más letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There tu are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if tu don't ma******te in that video, I'll mostrar everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: In the lead, we have arco iris Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Hey, who are tu calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
---
Alex: arco iris Dash, let's start with you.
arco iris Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
arco iris Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
arco iris Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
arco iris Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: tu know what? arco iris Dash, tu take the board.
arco iris Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
---
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, tu either have her do that to tu somewhere private, o don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: tu mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied por saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do tu have for 400. Good choice." dicho Alex.
---
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
---
Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with japón in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
---
"Right." dicho Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
---
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are tu a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of tu is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do tu take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I amor tu too.
---
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare tu say the color rosado, rosa is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th muro somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in muro that says number 4* Would tu look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now for Applejack
arco iris Dash: What letter did tu get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well tu wouldn't be laughing if tu got a disrespectful letter like that.
arco iris Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm arco iris Dash!
A light was shining on her, and ángeles started playing lyres.
---
Alex: Moving on. aguardiente de manzana, applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her reciente marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
---
Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and cine about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
---
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking tu who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back asiento singing, I wanna hold your five higo, fig Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the amor of god, shut your mouth.
---
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* tu didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: tu couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are tu going to stop being a coward?
arco iris Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy más roles in this mostrar later on. As for the rest of the video, the siguiente part will mostrar the good times me, and my friends had. Stick around, we'll be back.
2 B Continued
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
---
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first día of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now tu will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots misil at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit por missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops plátano peel*
Derpy: Do tu really think that'll stop me? *Drives over plátano peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy tu unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
"Okay, let's see what tu wrote down." dicho Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, tu wrote down, the letter N. tu wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing más laughter to come from the audience.
---
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer dicho this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
---
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." dicho Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if tu didn't say that word ever again." dicho Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
---
And now, it's time for fanmail from your favorito! six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, por giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think tu sound great with your new voice.
---
Alex said, "The correct answer was two. tu have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will tu pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
más laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
---
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the capucha, campana of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
---
siguiente day, Princess Celestia was walking through her castillo when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if tu promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are tu doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into misceláneo objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I dicho I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, arco iris Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, arco iris Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi arco iris Dash.
arco iris Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Can't tu see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are tu going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
arco iris Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
---
arco iris Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: arco iris Dash looked adelante, hacia adelante to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, arco iris Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: dicho arco iris Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Mind your own business tu celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, arco iris Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
A police car heads towards arco iris Dash.
arco iris Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on arco iris Dash? Have tu been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of arco iris Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And arco iris Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
arco iris Dash: *Gets letter* Dear arco iris Dash, tu are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one más letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There tu are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if tu don't ma******te in that video, I'll mostrar everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: In the lead, we have arco iris Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Hey, who are tu calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
---
Alex: arco iris Dash, let's start with you.
arco iris Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
arco iris Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
arco iris Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
arco iris Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: tu know what? arco iris Dash, tu take the board.
arco iris Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
---
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, tu either have her do that to tu somewhere private, o don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: tu mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied por saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do tu have for 400. Good choice." dicho Alex.
---
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
---
Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with japón in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
---
"Right." dicho Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
---
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are tu a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of tu is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do tu take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I amor tu too.
---
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare tu say the color rosado, rosa is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th muro somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in muro that says number 4* Would tu look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now for Applejack
arco iris Dash: What letter did tu get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well tu wouldn't be laughing if tu got a disrespectful letter like that.
arco iris Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm arco iris Dash!
A light was shining on her, and ángeles started playing lyres.
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Alex: Moving on. aguardiente de manzana, applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her reciente marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
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Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and cine about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
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Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking tu who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back asiento singing, I wanna hold your five higo, fig Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the amor of god, shut your mouth.
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Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* tu didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: tu couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are tu going to stop being a coward?
arco iris Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy más roles in this mostrar later on. As for the rest of the video, the siguiente part will mostrar the good times me, and my friends had. Stick around, we'll be back.
2 B Continued
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