posted by Seanthehedgehog
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, Brianna, and James were standing por the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.
Gary: It looks great. What do tu two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about tu James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If tu don't start laughing, I'll kick tu out of here, and tu won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Ms. Schultz: Do tu know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before tu painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what colores are on there. Why did tu even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. tu know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Gary: We figured that since tu two had the same last names, one of tu would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, tu would see, here, and know nothing.
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure tu would. You'd just be dumber then tu are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would tu do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave por the school.
Ms. Schultz: tu think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Ms. Schultz: tu wouldn't last an entire día as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because tu smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, tu do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do tu think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.
At the Principal's office.
Principal: tu smell like shit. Get back to class.
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*
Meanwhile in the classroom.
Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. tu just don't get rid of murals. Did tu ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are tu doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did tu pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done por adding a number por itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because tu are adding 6 por itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if tu don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.
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