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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Special guest estrella Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog
Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
1958 was a really beautiful year, especially during the summer. Everypony was outside having fun.
Song: link
Stallion 49: *Runs out of his apartment* Bet tu can't beat me to the ice cream parlor!
Mare 39: Oh yes I will! *Runs with the stallion*
Stallion 94: Yo, wait up! *Runs after the two ponies*
Stallion 49: Last one there is buying!
Clothing Store Pony: *Grabs a hat*
Stallion 63: *Takes hat* Thanks. This'll go great with my suit. *Gives clothing store poni, pony a twenty dollar bill* Keep the change.
poni, pony 92: *Walks out of música store with a Rock & Roll record*
poni, pony 34: Hey, what did tu get there?
poni, pony 92: This new record, it's got that new song I was telling tu about.
poni, pony 34: My parents are going out to cena tonight, we can play it then.
Stylo: *Driving a train*
poni, pony 74: *Takes a picture*
poni, pony 95: Nice. We gotta mostrar these photographs to Bert.
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi at the train station* Here tu are buddy. That'll be $2.50.
poni, pony 73: *Pays $2.50 to taxi pony* Thanks a lot. *Runs to train station*
Taxi Pony: *Drives out of the train station parking lot*
Meanwhile at a pizzeria.
Stallion 61: *Buying a soda*
Mare 55: tu got it?
Stallion 61: Yeah. We'll be back for the pizza.
Waiter: tu got it.
poni, pony 49: *Revving the engine of his brand new Corvette*
poni, pony 93: *Revs the engine of his '57 Ranchero*
Flag Pony: Go!
Car Ponies: *Drive away*
Colt: *Gets fuego hydrant to spray water onto the street*
Colts: Yeah!! *Runs into water*
Mare 82: Don't stay in there for too long!
Colt: We're just cooling off Mama!
As for the ponies on the rails? Business wasn't as good as they expected, but they were still getting along just fine.
Ike: *Slowly pushing freight cars down the hump*
Mike: *Uncouples freight cars* Wait a second!
Ike: *Stops* Something wrong?
Mike: I saw a chemical car!! *Runs onto chemical car, and tries to turn on the brakes*
Ike: *Looks at reader* I bet tu were waiting a long time of those Chemical Car Jokes to return. Weren't you?
Mike: *Breaks the brakes* Look out below!!
The chemical car was going ten miles an hora when it crashed into another row of freight cars.
Mike: Thank goodness the car didn't explode. *Sees the chemical car blow up, and goes flying into the air*
Meanwhile on the main line, Hawkeye was driving an express train. He was heading from Laramie to Omaha, and his only scheduled stop was at Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *Slows train down at the station, and stops at the platform*
The música fades out, as Hawkeye climbs out of his train to stretch his legs.
Metal Gloss: *Walks out of station*
Hawkeye: Hey, I've been waiting five hours to kiss you. *Hugs Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Smiles* Get real you.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek*
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
Hawkeye: Who is the best engineer in all of Equestria?
Metal Gloss: Obviously you, but...
Hawkeye: But what Metal Gloss? Tell me.
Metal Gloss: There's another poni, pony working for the Santa Ne Railway. Remember when Ryan went to save somepony from the Northern Pacific?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Metal Gloss: That's the poni, pony I'm talking about. She may come here to visit us.
Hawkeye: When?
Metal Gloss: Oh, someday. Now please let go of me, I have an important freight train to drive into Pocatello.
Hawkeye: Can I at least kiss tu one más time?
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright.
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on the lips* I amor you.
Metal Gloss: I know tu do. Bye. *Walks away*
2 B Continued
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Special guest estrella Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog
Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
1958 was a really beautiful year, especially during the summer. Everypony was outside having fun.
Song: link
Stallion 49: *Runs out of his apartment* Bet tu can't beat me to the ice cream parlor!
Mare 39: Oh yes I will! *Runs with the stallion*
Stallion 94: Yo, wait up! *Runs after the two ponies*
Stallion 49: Last one there is buying!
Clothing Store Pony: *Grabs a hat*
Stallion 63: *Takes hat* Thanks. This'll go great with my suit. *Gives clothing store poni, pony a twenty dollar bill* Keep the change.
poni, pony 92: *Walks out of música store with a Rock & Roll record*
poni, pony 34: Hey, what did tu get there?
poni, pony 92: This new record, it's got that new song I was telling tu about.
poni, pony 34: My parents are going out to cena tonight, we can play it then.
Stylo: *Driving a train*
poni, pony 74: *Takes a picture*
poni, pony 95: Nice. We gotta mostrar these photographs to Bert.
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi at the train station* Here tu are buddy. That'll be $2.50.
poni, pony 73: *Pays $2.50 to taxi pony* Thanks a lot. *Runs to train station*
Taxi Pony: *Drives out of the train station parking lot*
Meanwhile at a pizzeria.
Stallion 61: *Buying a soda*
Mare 55: tu got it?
Stallion 61: Yeah. We'll be back for the pizza.
Waiter: tu got it.
poni, pony 49: *Revving the engine of his brand new Corvette*
poni, pony 93: *Revs the engine of his '57 Ranchero*
Flag Pony: Go!
Car Ponies: *Drive away*
Colt: *Gets fuego hydrant to spray water onto the street*
Colts: Yeah!! *Runs into water*
Mare 82: Don't stay in there for too long!
Colt: We're just cooling off Mama!
As for the ponies on the rails? Business wasn't as good as they expected, but they were still getting along just fine.
Ike: *Slowly pushing freight cars down the hump*
Mike: *Uncouples freight cars* Wait a second!
Ike: *Stops* Something wrong?
Mike: I saw a chemical car!! *Runs onto chemical car, and tries to turn on the brakes*
Ike: *Looks at reader* I bet tu were waiting a long time of those Chemical Car Jokes to return. Weren't you?
Mike: *Breaks the brakes* Look out below!!
The chemical car was going ten miles an hora when it crashed into another row of freight cars.
Mike: Thank goodness the car didn't explode. *Sees the chemical car blow up, and goes flying into the air*
Meanwhile on the main line, Hawkeye was driving an express train. He was heading from Laramie to Omaha, and his only scheduled stop was at Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *Slows train down at the station, and stops at the platform*
The música fades out, as Hawkeye climbs out of his train to stretch his legs.
Metal Gloss: *Walks out of station*
Hawkeye: Hey, I've been waiting five hours to kiss you. *Hugs Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Smiles* Get real you.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek*
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
Hawkeye: Who is the best engineer in all of Equestria?
Metal Gloss: Obviously you, but...
Hawkeye: But what Metal Gloss? Tell me.
Metal Gloss: There's another poni, pony working for the Santa Ne Railway. Remember when Ryan went to save somepony from the Northern Pacific?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Metal Gloss: That's the poni, pony I'm talking about. She may come here to visit us.
Hawkeye: When?
Metal Gloss: Oh, someday. Now please let go of me, I have an important freight train to drive into Pocatello.
Hawkeye: Can I at least kiss tu one más time?
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright.
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on the lips* I amor you.
Metal Gloss: I know tu do. Bye. *Walks away*
2 B Continued
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE heno, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. tu can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE heno, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. tu can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who tu calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot por a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who tu calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot por a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a nube of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a nube of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.