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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.

Master Sword: tu told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as tu don't play as the person that created you, tu can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do tu want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked por that Warner Brothers Assassin.
Master Sword: I thought Warner Brothers made movies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Looks to the left* He's there.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: He's going to kill us, so we have to turn around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Really? Let me take a look at him. *Looks left, and sees the assassin* Come on Saten, he's sleeping. We can go right past him, and he'll have no idea about it. *Walking down the street*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Wakes up*
Master Sword: See? He isn't going to do anything. *Gets shot in leg*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I warned you. *Picks up Master Sword, and runs away* tu just had to ignore me. Didn't you?
Master Sword: He was sleeping.
Saten Twist: That's no excuse.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: What if tu told your teacher that if tu failed a test?
Master Sword: I'm gonna tell her I failed a test, because she was sleeping?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: That's not the point. tu need to be más careful.
Double Scoop: *Walking down the calle with Aina*
Saten Twist: Not these two. We can't let anything bad happen to them.

Meanwhile with the assassin.

Warner Brothers Assassin: Where is that Tom Foolery pony? He's insulted Warner Bros, and it's films, and TV shows too many times.
Tom: *Walking past the building*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Looking at Tom* I can't find him!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Sees Tom* Great. Three ponies I need to protect. I'm too sober for this. *Grabs bottle of beer, and drinks it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Tom, find cover.
Tom: Are tu talking about the assassin?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Yeah, he's gonna shoot you.
Tom: Oh, I don't think so. He's not in his position on that building I just walked past.
Saten Twist: Don't let that fool you.
Master Sword: Yeah. Look what happened to me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Make sure tu get away from the assassin before he wakes up siguiente time.
Master Sword: *Glaring at Tom*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute. We're doing a skit that has us in the army.
Saten Twist: Are tu talking about The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Master Sword: Yes. I like where this is going.
Saten Twist: Because you're Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Maybe that's who I'll be siguiente time I end up in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Waiting for a bus*
Tom: Say, there's the assassin at a bus stop.
Saten Twist: He has his guns, and clothing in a suitcase.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll be back to finish tu losers off. tu won't be alive for much longer! *Gets on bus*
Tom: That's right. We'll be alive for much much longer.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End
See that weight on your wings?
So I know what you’re feeling
Yeah, you’ve got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don’t let your colores bleed into grey
We’ve got each other, and chances to take
Yeah, you’ve got biggwr dreams
So keep on believing

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If tu wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Woah oh woah
(x3)

If tu wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
is más than worth keeping
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what tu needed

Just say the word, and baby I’ll run
I’ll find a way to go beyond the...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
And how the moon can mover the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything tu need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times gets harder,
we can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And tu don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything tu want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's más like...
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added by OuranAfterHigh
Source: Credit to someone on Deviantart
RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR friends I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE tu JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT tu WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST amor lectura YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T tu SAY tu HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT tu PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. tu will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. tu know it. 21st is last. tu ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
--

Joel - Can tu tell me how tu got an insider to mover Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one más job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the lobo pack. Those sluts estola all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if tu can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And segundo will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to heroes that was chosen por higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Valiente 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired por many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - hola Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- hola don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and tu weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until siguiente week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see tu all again!

Fluttershy, arco iris Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by windwakerguy430
Everyone in the poni, pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's mostrar them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* tu sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, tu killed five of the guards, and tu don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting siguiente to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: tu ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're tu doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of heno, hay from you? I forgot to stock up on comida for Angel, and tu do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I amor to drink me some cerveza and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I amor my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock o rap?

I just hate country music, and if tu like it, don't send me hate.