Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony: *Walks in*
Celestia: *Stops eating, and takes letter* Equestria comida Corporations has challenged me to an Iron Chef Competition. We dare tu to make a cereal better than ours. tu have 24 hours to reply.

5 segundos later.

Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *In the underground parking lot with Luna* Man, did tu hear what Princess Celestia is tryin' to do?
Luna: Yes. She has accepted the challenge that Equestria comida Corporations sent her.
Twilight: Nigga, she can't cook. Everypony knows that. Remember what happened last time?

5 hours ago.

Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Cooking pizza* Okay, who wants pepperoni? *Grabs red hotwheels cars*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Princess, that's not Pepperoni, it's-
Celestia: *Puts red hotwheels cars in the pizza*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Never mind. *Walks away*

Back to Twilight, and Luna.

Luna: Exactly. This is an antic waiting to happen.
Cadence: *Drives her car into the parking lot*
Twilight: Damn, check out this nigga's ride.
Luna: Coming to visit?
Cadence: Yes, but not for long. I heard Celestia accepted the Iron Chef challenge dado to her por the Equestria comida Corporations, and wanted to see how it went.
Luna: Now that I think about it, this will be funny, even if we don't sabotage her cooking. *Walks towards a car* I'd amor to stay with you, but I am needed elsewhere. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the siguiente scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*

Cooking with Celestia.

Derpy: *Walks into kitchen* May I assist tu in your culinary adventure? I brought tu a ketchup packet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Isn't that mighty helpful of you? *Throws chef hat at Derpy* Now put on this chef hat.
Derpy: *Puts on chef's hat*
Celestia: I'm the best there is. 'S a fact. What tu see here will be responsible for kicking your tastebuds in the ass.
Derpy: *Sees her hat moving por itself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Let's start cooking. Turkey! *Puts turkey in a pot of boiling water* A cookie!
Audience: *Laughing*

Derpy watched as Celestia kept on shouting out misceláneo things while putting it in the pot.

Celestia: Roast Beef! A bird's feather! A pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: And now I will crack this egg like a pro. This is how the pros do it! *Smashes her hoof into the egg* And right into the pot! *Throws egg into pot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This is going to be really delicious. Isn't it?
Derpy: It looks like you're mashing up misceláneo shit together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get out! And take this ketchup packet with you! *Throws ketchup packet at Derpy*

Later, everypony tried out the "thing" Celestia cooked.

Celestia: I worked my floating mane off of this, so I want everypony to enjoy it.
Ponies: *Eating food*
Celestia: I can tell everypony really likes it.
Chrysler: *Burps* I think I just ate a cotton ball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Don't tu dare insult my cooking like that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Don't worry Princess. I really enjoy this delicious meal, *Barfs on Alexis*
Audience: *Laughing*

Everypony started to stand up, and leave

Celestia: Where the hell do tu think you're all going?!
Timothy: Skeletor just barfed all over Alexis.
Celestia: I don't care! tu are going to sit back down, and enjoy the comida I created for you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Barfs on Celestia*
Celestia: *Barfs on table*
Audience: *Laughing*

Outside in the hallway, everypony could hear Celestia shouting.

Celestia: Somepony must have sabotaged my cooking!
Ponies: *Staring at Twilight*
Twilight: Yo! What the f**k are tu niggas staring at?
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B continued