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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of arco iris Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arco iris Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at arco iris Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't tu be friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your siguiente plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why tu never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: tu told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating arco iris Dash, por using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
arco iris Dash: tu ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
arco iris Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
arco iris Dash: fuego away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: tu can't fight anypony with a gun if tu can't dodge the bullets.
arco iris Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
arco iris Dash: What do tu want?
Discord: To kill you.
arco iris Dash: Oh no tu don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
arco iris Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
arco iris Dash: She just dicho my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that tu got rid of my gun. tu know what I'm gonna do now?
arco iris Dash: What?
Discord was about to puñetazo, ponche her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
arco iris Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
arco iris Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
arco iris Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* tu failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
arco iris Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told tu to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at arco iris Dash* She's dead.
arco iris Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no tu don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are tu alright?
arco iris Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
arco iris Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge tu to a wrestling match!
arco iris Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of arco iris Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arco iris Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at arco iris Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't tu be friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your siguiente plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why tu never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: tu told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating arco iris Dash, por using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
arco iris Dash: tu ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
arco iris Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
arco iris Dash: fuego away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: tu can't fight anypony with a gun if tu can't dodge the bullets.
arco iris Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
arco iris Dash: What do tu want?
Discord: To kill you.
arco iris Dash: Oh no tu don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
arco iris Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
arco iris Dash: She just dicho my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that tu got rid of my gun. tu know what I'm gonna do now?
arco iris Dash: What?
Discord was about to puñetazo, ponche her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
arco iris Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
arco iris Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
arco iris Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* tu failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
arco iris Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told tu to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at arco iris Dash* She's dead.
arco iris Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no tu don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are tu alright?
arco iris Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
arco iris Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge tu to a wrestling match!
arco iris Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.