That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why arco iris Dash, and aguardiente de manzana, applejack were talking about her behind her back.
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in amor with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find arco iris Dash, and Applejack*
siguiente morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do tu mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get más supplies.
But they didn't. While arco iris Dash, and aguardiente de manzana, applejack were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
arco iris Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
arco iris Dash: No! It's me arco iris Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put tu in there.
arco iris Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because tu dicho bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
arco iris Dash: We were just talking about how tu were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps arco iris Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
arco iris Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
arco iris Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that tu think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
arco iris Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
arco iris Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
arco iris Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: arco iris Dash, what are tu doing?
Applejack: *Shoots arrow at arco iris Dash*
The arrow hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
arco iris Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots cañón at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* tu missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
arco iris Dash, and aguardiente de manzana, applejack were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
arco iris Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
arco iris Dash: Stop making your arrow hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when tu stop!
arco iris Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the parte superior, arriba of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
arco iris Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a cañón at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
arco iris Dash: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny spoon* One más arrow please. I insist!
arco iris Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are tu finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
2 B continued
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in amor with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find arco iris Dash, and Applejack*
siguiente morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do tu mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get más supplies.
But they didn't. While arco iris Dash, and aguardiente de manzana, applejack were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
arco iris Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
arco iris Dash: No! It's me arco iris Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put tu in there.
arco iris Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because tu dicho bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
arco iris Dash: We were just talking about how tu were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps arco iris Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
arco iris Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
arco iris Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that tu think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
arco iris Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
arco iris Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
arco iris Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: arco iris Dash, what are tu doing?
Applejack: *Shoots arrow at arco iris Dash*
The arrow hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
arco iris Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots cañón at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* tu missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
arco iris Dash, and aguardiente de manzana, applejack were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
arco iris Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
arco iris Dash: Stop making your arrow hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when tu stop!
arco iris Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the parte superior, arriba of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
arco iris Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a cañón at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
arco iris Dash: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny spoon* One más arrow please. I insist!
arco iris Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are tu finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
2 B continued