Jimi Hendrix as a pony
One very famous Rock & Roll player was Jimi Hendrix. He was born in Seattle Washington in 1942, and unfortunately died in 1970. He was right hoofed when it came to playing guitar, but he played a guitarra for ponies that were left hoofed.
arco iris Dash: Hendrix is awesome! I listen to his songs all the time.
One day, at 6 AM
Applejack: *Sleeping at Sweet manzana, apple Acres*
arco iris Dash: *At her cloudhouse, not far away from Sweet manzana, apple Acres, and wakes up* Time to celebrate living in the United States of Equestria. *Plays song on radio*
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Applejack: *Wakes up from music* RAINBOW, WILL tu TURN THAT DISRESPECTFUL basura OFF?!!?
arco iris Dash: Respect the classics AJ, it's Hendrix!
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Vinyl Scratch: Hendrix, he was awesome. I wish that he was still alive so that I could play wubs right por him while he plays his guitar. That would be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Hendrix is wunderbar! I amor listening to his música while baking cupcakes, and having parties!
Shining Armor: I like listening to Jimi Hendrix. He was a great musician, and-
Cadence: *Arrives* Shining, who are tu talking to?
Shining Armor: Uhhhhhhhhh...........
Cadence: *Sees camera* What is going on?
Shining Armor: I don't know.
Interviewing Pony: Ma'am, I'm asking your husband some preguntas about music.
Cadence: Oh, cool. tu know, I like música too. My favorito! música to listen to is disco.
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Unfortunately, Disco was not as popular as it is today. When it was first created in the 70's, ponies began dancing to it, and they enjoyed it, but several years later, they started hating it.
Octavia: I don't know why they started getting a huge disinterest in Disco. One minute, tu see ponies listening to it, and dancing to it, then the next, they get a huge sign that says Disco Sucks.
arco iris Dash: I hate Disco. Not only does it sound bad, but it sounds almost like the name of a villain.. o at least, he was a villain until now.
Discord: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Interviewing Pony: Excuse me sir, what do tu think about Disco?
Discord: Oh, that's the best type of música anypony can listen to. Not only does it sound great, but the name of that música almost sounds like my name. It's just missing an R, and a D.
arco iris Dash: Hey, those are my initials! *Laughing*
Discord: *Laughing* Good times Dashie. Good times.
Twilight: Man, Disco is for black ponies like me. It's almost like rap, but it has no swearing in it o anythin.
Shining Armor: As tu probably guessed, my wife loves Disco.
Cadence: *Dancing to Disco* Come on Shining, dance with me!
Shining Armor: No thank you, my legs hurt.
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