Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 1 - My Little poni, pony - La Magia de la Amistad - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.

Episode 1

Old Is New

June 20, 1953

Bartholomew is narrating.

The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had más to offer then any England, and France combined.

I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand Central Station.

Assistant: The CEO will see tu now.
Bartholomew: Excellent. *Goes into office*
CEO: Hi.
Bartholomew: Hello.
CEO: Tell me about yourself.
Bartholomew: My name is Bartholomew Perfect the 55th, and I'm from Londres U.K.
CEO: Yeah, I could tell por your accent. *Looking at papers* It says here that tu used to be a conductor for the Union Pacific between 1951, and a few days ago.
Bartholomew: That's correct. I would like to be a conductor for the railroad here.
CEO: I'm sorry, but we don't have enough room for another conductor. However, we can have tu as an engineer.
Bartholomew: An engineer? With all due respect, I don't know anything about driving a train.
CEO: It's alright. Lady will teach tu once we get tu into Harmon.
Bartholomew: Harmon?
CEO: Yes. tu will drive trains from Manehattan, as far north as Albany. We have many fine passenger trains for a poni, pony like yourself to drive, such as the Twentieth Century Limited, the Lake apuntalar, costa Limited, the Empire State Express, and tu could also drive a few commuter trains between Harmon, and here.
Bartholomew: Sure. I could get used to that.

Well, my first day, and already I've gone from Conductor to engineer. I didn't know how to drive a train, but I was going to get lessons. Now the siguiente pregunta on my mind was, who is Lady? I soon found out once I got to Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Waiting on platform*
Black Mare: *Walks up* Hello, I'm Lady.
Bartholomew: Nice to meet you. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.
Lady: tu had a lot of Bartholomew's in your family, didn't you?
Bartholomew: Correct.
Lady: Alright, now I'll mostrar tu how to drive a steam locomotive. On our way back, we'll learn how to drive a diesel.
Bartholomew: Sounds pretty simple.(I'm not going to do good, I just know it.)

2 B continued

The black mare is Lady. The poni, pony siguiente to her is not important.

The black mare is Lady. The pony next to her is not important.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 104 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad poni, pony 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad poni, pony 30: *Also watching the tree* tu know when the train gets here?
Railroad poni, pony 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad poni, pony 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad poni, pony 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is más action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 6

posted by Canada24

Applejack: tu out-nightmared the scariest part of the maíz maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did tu do all this?!

Fluttershy: After tu left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: tu came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. ángel was the scary figure that kept scurrying after tu in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky muro that made it difficult for tu to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E2 Part 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad tu enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) hola good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 3

posted by Canada24

Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when limón Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and limón Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, tu need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it dicho sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...

The Train Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A grua, grúa finally arrived, and the poni, pony operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German poni, pony 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied por nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't tu mover any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

siguiente morning, Case galleta was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do tu think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello tu three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

It was a beautiful día in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to mostrar tu the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the bahía Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...

Awesome poni, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

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Since it's close to halloween I managed to put both my cupcakes spoofs together as one big story...

posted by Canada24

WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare arco iris Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rosado, rosa mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! tu made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? tu called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: tu could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: tu came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case tu were wondering.
Amanda: Did tu take our advice...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 96 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten segundos later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: tu two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...

Awesome poni, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

Grand Theft Ponies Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. tu gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: o not....

Grand Theft Ponies Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case galleta were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's división, split it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* hola man, just curious. What kinda pistolas do tu have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda pistolas tu have, and whether they're good o not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda pistolas do tu have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon: *Stops at drugstore*

Upon arrival, a few ponies in the store start to stare at them.

Case Cracker: What are they staring at us for?
Gordon: How should I know?
Ponies in store: *Grab guns, and start shooting*
Gordon: *Creates shield*
Manehattan poni, pony 52: They're unicorns! Shoot there horns off.
Case Cracker: Well that escalated quickly. *whips out two Beretta 92s'*
Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I'm going in there. Cover me *runs to door*
Case Cracker: *shoots towards ponies, drawing their fire, killing two*
Gordon: *Knocks door down*
Manehattan ponies: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Dodges bullets,...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Water was leaking into the diamond dog's ship, and they had to fix it.

Spot: Where is that hole? Where is it?! Where? Where?! WHERE?!!?
Rover: Uh... It's right here.
Spot: *Sees the hole* oh.
Indiana Bones: How are we going to fix this?
Rover: Get some hammers, and nails, and some pieces of wood. We'll fix it.
Indiana Bones: Well make it quick!

As for the ponies.

Larry: With Hungry dead, we must vote on who will be the new leader.
Rainbow Dash: tu vote on these things?
Erik: Yeah. What do tu suggest we do? Forget about the entire thing?
Rarity: I already forgot what we were talking about, so...

Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the anterior part of this story, Hawkeye accidentally fell off the Golden Neigh Bridge while a poni, pony shot him. While falling, Hawkeye saw a mirror, but little did he know it had special powers that could take him to a different world while changing him from a poni, pony to a human.

Location: Ogden, Utah
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

In the human world, Nikki West was driving a slow freight with her sister Meadow.

Meadow: Why do we have to go slow?
Nikki: Bad track conditions. If we go too fast, our train may go off the tracks.

One on of the freight cars of Nikki's...

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 8 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...

Sweet manzana, manzana, apple Massucure spoof, part 6

posted by Canada24

A few days passed, and Twilight, unaware of Big Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on his door.
Big Mac: (sharpening a machete on one of those wheel things, I don't know the name). (the chorus of Bottled Up Inside is heard playing, and he is seen wearing AppleJack's hat as if it was ALWAYS his).
Twi: (knocks louder)
Big Mac: (hears it this time, turns off the song and opens the door).. Hey. Hey. Twilight.. Looking hot.
Twi: I.. Don't know how to take that.
Big Mac: Why don't tu come inside so I can rap- I mean, nice weature were having!?
Twi: Well.. Putting aside the creepy thing tu just finished...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

culo culo Inn

Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arco iris as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A poni, pony arrived at the culo culo Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one más letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...