Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes tu is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the segundo world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part of the Return Of Harmony episode Discord dicho the word Arrivederci, and just because of that he needed italians. With that out of the way, I had to focus on my assignment.

Sean: Where does Discord have his army set up?
Celestia: They have rebuilt my old castillo in the Everfree Forest, and are using that as their headquarters.
Sean: Am I going alone?
Celestia: Yes. tu need stealth to wipe out that entire army.
Sean: I won't let tu down Princess. *salutes*

Meanwhile in Canterlot.

Nazis: *Marching down street*
Robotnik: *Arrives* I've brought más reinforcements, but I've heard tu let Sean the hedgehog escape.
Twilight: Man it wasn't my fault! Much of the soldiers that were in Bethlehem with me were retards.
Robotnik: I can't let tu talk poorly about my army.
Twilight: Whatever man. They're in Ponyville, and I just got word from Discord that the poni, pony Alliance are making plans to attack.
Robotnik: Then we must get ready.
Gilda: And we will help you.
Robotnik: Who are you, and what do tu mean por "we will help you?"
Gilda: Me, and the griffons.
queen Chrysalis: And don't forget about the changelings. *Farts*
Robotnik: Ugh! *Covers nose* Save that for the battle. That could kill someone.
queen Chrysalis: Sorry Doctor.

Suddenly the phone rings

Twilight: Man hold up *Picks up phone* Man, who's dis?
Discord: It's me Discord. I have a plan to destroy all of Equestria.
Twilight: And that is?
Discord: We get help from Sean the hedgehog.

Twilight: And how are we going to get Sean to help us?
Discord: I will have him discorded. Just like what I did to your friends a while back.
Twilight: Damn, I forgot about that.
Discord: Are tu pleased to be working with me now?
Twilight: Man, as long as those ponies representing the elements of harmony die, yes.
Discord: Don't worry. Once Sean becomes discorded, he will kill everyone we tell him to.

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