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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are tu going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the año 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell tu that. Are tu ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the año 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place tu have here.
P: Thank tu Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have tu do some target practice for us.
Lady: Just me?
P: Both of you. Our target range is further down the hallway. Mr. Foust will meet tu there.
Lady: Thank you. *Goes to firing range*
Con: *About to go*
P: tu Con, are going to do another type of firing range.
Con: What?
P: I want tu to go meet S in his lab.
Con: Uh, sir, why can't I go in the firing range with Lady?
P: Because I don't want tu making fun of her if she misses any of the targets.
Con: Wow. tu don't know me at all. *Goes to lab*

Later.

Terrorist 64: *Shooting bullets*
Con: *Hiding behind wall*
Terrorist 64: *Moving towards Con*
Con: *Shoots Terrorist in the head*
Terrorists: *Running out of room, and into hallway*
Con: *Shoots both terrorists, then runs into room*
Terrorist Leader: *Holding P hostage* Put your gun down, o he dies!
Con: *Shoots P, then shoots Terrorist*
S: Stop the simulation!
Lab Ponies: *Stop simulation*
Con: How did I do?
S: Well, tu shot P which isn't a good thing at all.
Con: It wasn't that bad. Just a small flesh wound.
S: Bullshit. *Goes into room*
Con: *Follows S* tu ever heard of the firing range sir Quarter Master?
S: Yeah, well it's called the future 0007, so get used to it.
Con: *Looks around room* So, this is where they keep the old relics, eh?
S: I'll have tu know this is where our most modern technology is built.
Con: *Makes cuchillo point out of shoe* Mh, hmm. *Touches knife* Pointy.
S: Do tu have to touch everything?
Con: Does this still work? *Turns on jetpack*
S: *Turns off jetpack* Now look.
Con: So what is this stuff?
S: I'm trying to get to that. But first, follow me. *Goes towards train track*
Con: *Follows S*
S: *Hits button on remote*

A small flatcar came rolling towards them.

S: Your new ride.
Con: tu don't expect me to drive this, do you?
S: What? This? *Hits another button*

A car suddenly appeared on the flat car.

S: We have fit in a cloaking device, o an adaptive camouflage device, onto this car.
Con: Great.
S: tu think that's great? Watch this. *Turns on weapons* Rockets, and two types of machine guns. Flip over the headlights, and out comes the machine gun. Then, there's a Automatic machine gun.
Con: Why is it called the automatic machine gun?
S: Watch, and learn. *Throws book in air*

The automatic machine pistolas shot the book.

Con: I like this car.
S: I knew tu would.
P: *Arrives* I see tu two are getting along.
Con: Why wouldn't we?
P: Just a guess about what happened earlier. That's all. Now Con, you, and Lady must get to the North Pole, and find out what that special weapon of their's is. Once tu do, tell us about it, then eliminate Gustav.
Con: We won't let tu down.

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Con's car
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead por arco iris Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the siguiente room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of tu to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, tu do it. tu have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new friends coming to registrarse the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* tu see what happens when tu touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
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>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left tu unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 hora later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic corazón to Steven*
Steven - *puts corazón inside* tu will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! tu were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - tu guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - tu talk like tu were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do tu liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... tu guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left tu some heavy armor to wear. tu gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so tu know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't mover an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - hola new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will mover onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want tu to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only tu and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found tu a gent and mare to registrarse tu up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied o set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. tu will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house siguiente to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the campana being rung.

Tim: Guess that respuestas my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...
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Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time tu saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) tu don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: más like tu had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No tu didn't.. tu just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, tu won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2


"The battle aginst fool"


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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one poni, pony to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - o else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* tu couldn't play por my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful día isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - tu know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...
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Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding cerveza bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What tu mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 6
End of Pulse
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Lilly - tu can't go alone!
Shadowknight - ...
Lilly - I'll send army with you-
Shadowknight - No it will make an international problem.
Crimson - I'll go with you...
Shadowknight - You?
Crimson - I'm talented thief and assasin. Let me go with you.
Shadowknight - Alright *grabs his sword and Shield*
Lilly - Are tu mad tu will be outnumbered!
Shadowknight - I don't care, I was dado care and inicial por those Ponies and I won't leave them like that, I wouldn't never do it!
Lilly - ... I'm not stopping tu then.
-Camp-
Rebel - Hehehe miladies.
Emerald - Stay away...
Pearl - *cries*
Rebel...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The siguiente day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are tu ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet tu Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the inicial of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The siguiente day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.

Captain Jefferson: What can I do for tu Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from tu again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to tu about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.

Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are tu mad?! Do tu know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's más important ma'am? The car, o your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want tu getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This hot rod is bad culo
This hot rod is bad ass
Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast tu can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The parte superior, arriba speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are tu going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do tu wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. tu decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast tu can get this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. tu should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did tu pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another...
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