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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Rafe
Rafe
Seanthehedgehog Presents

Middle School

Based off the book Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life por James Patterson

It feels as the día is crummy that I begin this tale of total desperation, and woe with me, my pukey sister Georgia, and Leonardo The Silent sitting like rotting sardines in the back of a Hill's Village Police Department cruiser. I'll explain about that later, but first a little info about me. I'm Rafe Khatchadorian. I'm a 11 año old colt, starting middle school in possibly the worst place possible.

Hills Village Middle School. It's like a prison for colts, and fillies. Many of the teachers are rude, and so is nearly every student. I found out about all this when I got to my first class.

Rafe: *looking for a place to sit*
Ponies: *staring at Rafe*
Rafe: *goes to back row*
Miller: *staring*
Rafe: *sits down*
Miller: Sitting in the back, huh?
Rafe: Uh, yeah.
Miller: Are tu one of those troublemakers o something?
Rafe: I don't know. Not really.
Miller: *shakes head* This is where all the juvies sit. In fact, you're in my seat.
Rafe: *looks at chair* I don't see your name on it.
Miller: *pulls Rafe out of chair* Let's try that again. This is my seat. Understand?
Rafe: Y-yes.
Miller: Good. Find another spot.
Rafe: *sits siguiente to chair he was previously in*
Miller: Uh-uh. That one is mine too.
Rafe: *stands up*
Mr. Rourke: *walks into classroom* Excuse me Mr. Khatch... Khatch-a... Khatch-a-dor...
Rafe: Khatchadorian.
Colt: Gesundheit!
Ponies: *laughing*
Mr. Rourke: QUIET!!!
Ponies: *stop laughing*
Mr. Rourke: And how are tu on this fine día Rafe?
Rafe: Fine, thanks.
Mr. Rourke: Do tu find our seating uncomfortable?
Rafe: Not exactly.
Mr. Rourke: Then, sit down. NOW!!!!
Rafe: *sits down*
Mr. Rourke: Now listen up everypony. In a few minutes, tu will all go to the school auditorium for a meeting. If tu need any help getting there, there will be some teachers to help you. Any questions?
Filly: What are we doing in the meeting?
Mr. Rourke: tu will learn the rules, know your schedule, and receive your school books.

The campana rings, and we all go to the meeting

2 B continued
 Miller
Miller
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: tu see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let tu know who Brony Of The mes is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, o laughing....
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posted by Canada24
As tribute to all the inspiration I got from Sergent Sprinkle's orginal narrations. I'll do the best I can to imitate it.


But I wouldn't recommend it to those who scare to easily..

It's still a very frightening chapter.

Twilight suddenly regained consciousness she found her inside a dark, creepy room.

She couldn't see two feet infront of her.

She tried to shake her head but found that the taut leather strap kept it firmly in place. She struggled to move, but the braces around her chest and limbs glued her to the upright planks.

Only part of not tight up were her wings.

Either way she began panicking....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 1:36 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Ninety minutos ago, Jeff arrived in Jersey City on the airplane. Now, he was with the poni, pony that picked him up.

Jeff: How much further do we have to go?
LV Pony: Not that far. Three Bridges is right siguiente to Ponyville. We'll just get on Highway 202, and get off once we enter Three Bridges.
Jeff: Who is my boss?
LV Pony: Chimney Sweep, but I should warn you, he has a very short temper.
Jeff: Do tu like him?
LV Pony: Sort of. Sometimes, he can be an asshole. I ain't gonna lie to tu about that.

Meanwhile...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: tu wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask tu a question. What do tu know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are tu asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies...
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posted by Canada24
THE FOLLOWING DAY:

A many of tu probably expected. The first thing Silver Spoon was tell people about Pinkie's "secret".

Among the first she told was Rainbo Dash.

Who, in case tu forgot.

Servived the original spoof, since she never ate the drug covered cupcake, and none of the horrific events ended up happening to her.

But sadly, do to this fact.

Dash didn't believe a word of it..

DASH: (unconvinced) Uh huh.. Is it anything to do with the alien from last week?

SILVER SPOON: Hey. No one told ME that the mayor hired a bee exterminator!

ONE WEEK LATER

Twilight, worried about why Silver spoon would be...
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posted by Canada24
This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..


When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of bones and flesh of past...
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