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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The B&O worker came back with his boss.

B&O boss: Ok, so tu want to take three 4-6-2's in favor of these diesels?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
B&O boss: Hm. There could be a problem with this.
Coffee Creme: What is it?
B&O Boss: Ah never mind, just a joke. Those three engines tu want are over there. They're all yours.
Hawkeye: Thank tu so much. *goes to engines*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Hawkeye: Now we have new engines for the line, and we have less diesels. Let's do this.

The two ponies got the first engine started up, and pulled the other two.

Hawkeye: Now we give these two a run on U.P rails.
Coffee Creme: hahaha!

In Cheyenne

Red Rose: *switching tracks* Orion, slow down a little will you?
Orion: Fine *slows down*
Hawkeye: *blows whistle*
Red Rose: *switches wrong track* Wha-?!
Orion: Seems like they got the engines.
Pete: *sees Hawkeye's engines* What happened? I thought I was leasing diesels here!
Hawkeye: Yeah about that. They didn't have any, and gave us these three engines instead.
Pete: Alright. Tomorrow, you, and Coffee Creme are going to carry a freight down into Greeley.
Hawkeye: Alright. See tu tomorrow Pete.
Coffee Creme: Bye boss.
Snowflake: Hey, wait for me!
Honey: And me!
Hawkeye: Oh why not? The más the merrier.
Snowflake: Let's all hop in my station wagon.
Others: Sounds good!
Snowflake: Who's house are we going to today?
Gordon: Mine!
Hawkeye: No thank you, I'd rather stay healthy.
Gordon: Fine, but just think about what you're missing out on.
Hawkeye: A place owned poorly por an asshole.
Honey: I think we should all go to Gordon's.
Hawkeye: Well as long as I get to insult him in front of his wife.
Gordon: I don't have a wife!
Hawkeye: That's worse.

Eventually all five ponies went to Snowflake's. As usual. 10 minutos after their arrival, they were watching I amor Lucy

Gordon: *singing to themesong* bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored!
Hawkeye: You're so bored it's making us bored.
Coffee Creme: *laughs*
Gordon: Anything else with the word bored in it?
Hawkeye: Checkerbored.
Coffee Creme: Wooden bored.
Honey: Cutting bored.
Hawkeye: All abored!
Snowflake: Damnit, I wanted to say that.
Hawkeye: Too late.
Gordon: So what's with those three steam engines tu brought over here?
Hawkeye: Those are the engines we're leasing.
Gordon: What about those two F3 diesels?
Hawkeye: There weren't any, so they gave us three pacifics.
Gordon: Shit!
Honey: What's the matter?
Gordon: I hate steam engines! That's why I told Pete to replace them!
Coffee Creme: How could tu hate steam engines? They're más powerful then diesels are.
Gordon: But what about everything else?! Speed, effiency, pollution? Why do tu think those diesels are being manufactured instead of steam?!
Hawkeye: Because some ponies are dumb, like you.
Gordon: Thanks Hawkeye, that really helped!
Hawkeye: Whatever, I'm going home.
Coffee Creme: Yeah me too.
Snowflake: Get out of my house Gordon.
Gordon: Fine *pushes snowflake*
Honey: *grabs snowflake* Are tu alright?
Snowflake: I'm fine.
Gordon: HONEY! Let's go.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It only took less than ten minutos to reach the airport. It was a small airport, and only four aircraft were there. One of them was a big passenger plane, owned por the military.

Stargazer: Okay, there's your flight.
Guy: *Walks out of the Jeep, and goes to the plane*
Stargazer: *To Orion* tu have your orders. Return the Jeep at the base, then get on the nearest plane to 'Nam.
Orion: I'll see tu there.
Stargazer: *Goes to the plane*
Guy: *Sits down siguiente to Black Tuesday* You're going to fight in Vietnam too?
Black Tuesday: We all are.
Stargazer: *Gets on the plane* Okay everypony, listen up! tu may...
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