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posted by Canada24
 Stay outta mah shed!
Stay outta mah shed!
Back at Canterlot.

Princess Celestia was sitting por herself, probably lost in thought.

When suddenly prime Spike's letter finally reached her.

"Ohh, what's this about" Celestia thought outloud, as she opened to letter.

Dear Princess..
Twilight wasn't so sure it was worth sending tu this letter. Believing tu won't take us seriously about such things, and maybe tu won't, but I'm letting tu know anyway. Rather tu believe me o not. Some dobblegangers escaped into our universe, and I'm hoping that maybe your know a way to bring them back.. And far far away from me.
Signally yours.
Pinkie Pie.

But unfortantly, just as prime Twilight worried.

Celestia wasn't very convinced that Pinkie was being serious about this.

Especially considering the that young Mrs Pie, as sweet and innocent as she is, isn't always one for the truth in such cases.

Due to her pranking record, it's no serprise why this is known about her.

The young mare is willing to prank any poni, pony she could find, but always making sure they are able to laugh about it after, otherwise it's no fun for either.

She always strongly avoids pranking Fluttershy, due to her sensitively levels.

But anyway, I'm getting a little off track.

Lets return to the story.

As Celestia was trying to figure this out, suddenly their was a beam of light and Mov Twilight fell into the room.

Celestia gasped at this.

"Who are you!? And why do tu look like sweet little Twilight!?" Celestia cried out very sternly.

"I am Twilight.. Just not YOUR Twilight" the purple unicorn replied.

'So it's TRUE' Celestia thought.

Suddenly another beam appeared and out fell Shydale.

"Hey look. The princess is still alive in this world.. (waving) Hi princess! Stay outta man shed!" Shydale said.

"What?" Celestia asked confusedly.

"Ignore her ma'am.. She's not right in the head" Mov Twilight insisted.

"At least I'm not gay like SwagDash and Big Macintosh" Shydale replied.

"What?.. What makes tu so sure Big Macintosh gay?" Mov Twilight asked.

"He has absolutely NO issue with Equistia Girls, having us ponies be turned into humans" Shydale replied.

"Ya. So?" Mov Twilight asked.

"So!? That's going against the beliefs of the this here 'writer'.. That certainly has to count as something" Shysale insisted.

"Ya well. 'Connor' also believes he's cool, even though he's Canadian.. So his opinion isn't always lessened too" Mov Twilight teased.

Awkward silence.

"Anyway.. We've looking for some fellow members of our universe, and hoping to send the, back to where they belong.. Not cause I care about them. It's just.. Can't have them here" Mov Twilight explained.

"no doubt these are the ones that 'our' Pinkie tried to tell me about, in a letter she sent" Celestia said.

"Would certainly make since.. Any idea where they are?" Mov Twilight asked.

"Not at the moment.. Though I believe anouther, shorter letter from 'our' Twilight dicho that she and Pinkie Pie might be coming to see me in person. Maybe their bring them. But who knows" Celestia said.

"Oh my God! We're gonna be overrun por Twilight's!" Shydale cried much to the confusion of the other two.

"I MUST STOP THE INVASION!" Shydale screamed dramatically, and scared everyone as she pulled out a chainsaw, and had it start rumbling as she pulled the cord to start it.

"YOU dicho tu WEREN'T GONNA F***IN BRING THAT GOD DAMN THING!" Mov Twilight screamed angrily.

"I say a lot of things" Shydale admitted.

"JUST GET RID OF IT!" Mov Twilight screamed.

"Fine. Whatever" Shydale groaned, throwing the chainsaw off view, and the suddan sounds of glass breaking were heard from off view.

"Anyway.. What now?" Mov Twilight asked Celestia.

"We wait. I guess" Celestia replied.
RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR friends I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE tu JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT tu WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST amor lectura YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T tu SAY tu HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT tu PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. tu will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. tu know it. 21st is last. tu ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can tu tell me how tu got an insider to mover Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one más job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the lobo pack. Those sluts estola all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if tu can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And segundo will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to heroes that was chosen por higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Valiente 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired por many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - hola Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- hola don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and tu weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until siguiente week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see tu all again!

Fluttershy, arco iris Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by windwakerguy430
Everyone in the poni, pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's mostrar them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* tu sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, tu killed five of the guards, and tu don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting siguiente to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: tu ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're tu doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of heno, hay from you? I forgot to stock up on comida for Angel, and tu do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I amor to drink me some cerveza and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I amor my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock o rap?

I just hate country music, and if tu like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and rueda de espigas, piñón back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, tu got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need tu to get over to bahía Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the bahía Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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