Con went to the CIE HQ after he got the call from Moneybit.
P: Hi Con
Con: Hello P. How is it going?
P: Not too good. Check the newspaper
Con: 24 Japanese ponies killed while trying to deliver supplies to South Korea.
P: We have found out that Steve Jobs is the one responsible for causing this mass murder.
Con: He's not even a pony. He's human!
P: I might also be human soon, so get this mission over with!
Con: Alright, does S have any gadgets for me?
P: Ja, go see him before tu leave.
Con: *goes to lab* S?
S: Right here Con.
Con: Oh hey, tu were behind me the whole time.
S: Yeah, uh listen I'm about to grow into an adult dragon soon, and I have to retire.
Con: Well who's going to take your place?
??: I am
Then came a poni, pony with a car for Con.
S: This is the poni, pony replacing me, Sydney P. Johnson
Con: If you're S, does that make him T?
T: Exactly. The car I have arranged for tu is a Meuzda Amuem. I added some gadgets to protect it from car thefts, while S worked on the weaponry.
S: And here is a cell phone, also capable of being a remote controller for your car.
Con: Cool.
T: Another thing you'll need *gives Con gun* We estola this from the North Koreans, so tu don't have to worry about ammunition. Steal it from them.
Con: Anything else?
T: A chaqueta for tu to wear. In case tu fall off any ledge tu can use an inflation device. Take the lower part of the zipper, and insert it-
S: Oh pull the tag! *pulls tag*
T: *gasps* tu said- *falls on floor* AAAAGH!! S!!!
Con: He seems well suited for the job.
S: Yeah
Con: You're not retiring anytime soon. Are you?
S: tu listen well Con, I've always tried to teach tu two things. First, never let them see tu bleed.
Con: And the second?
S: Always have an escape plan *disapeers*
T: Where did the dragon go?
Con: No clue, but I can tell tu he's wearing a cloak.
2 B continued
P: Hi Con
Con: Hello P. How is it going?
P: Not too good. Check the newspaper
Con: 24 Japanese ponies killed while trying to deliver supplies to South Korea.
P: We have found out that Steve Jobs is the one responsible for causing this mass murder.
Con: He's not even a pony. He's human!
P: I might also be human soon, so get this mission over with!
Con: Alright, does S have any gadgets for me?
P: Ja, go see him before tu leave.
Con: *goes to lab* S?
S: Right here Con.
Con: Oh hey, tu were behind me the whole time.
S: Yeah, uh listen I'm about to grow into an adult dragon soon, and I have to retire.
Con: Well who's going to take your place?
??: I am
Then came a poni, pony with a car for Con.
S: This is the poni, pony replacing me, Sydney P. Johnson
Con: If you're S, does that make him T?
T: Exactly. The car I have arranged for tu is a Meuzda Amuem. I added some gadgets to protect it from car thefts, while S worked on the weaponry.
S: And here is a cell phone, also capable of being a remote controller for your car.
Con: Cool.
T: Another thing you'll need *gives Con gun* We estola this from the North Koreans, so tu don't have to worry about ammunition. Steal it from them.
Con: Anything else?
T: A chaqueta for tu to wear. In case tu fall off any ledge tu can use an inflation device. Take the lower part of the zipper, and insert it-
S: Oh pull the tag! *pulls tag*
T: *gasps* tu said- *falls on floor* AAAAGH!! S!!!
Con: He seems well suited for the job.
S: Yeah
Con: You're not retiring anytime soon. Are you?
S: tu listen well Con, I've always tried to teach tu two things. First, never let them see tu bleed.
Con: And the second?
S: Always have an escape plan *disapeers*
T: Where did the dragon go?
Con: No clue, but I can tell tu he's wearing a cloak.
2 B continued
"Ever since tu started this band, you've been letting... little things get to you. I didn't say anything because I didn't feel like it was my place. Not when I'm so new to this friendship thing. I still have a lot to learn. But I do know that if tu don't work out even the smallest problems right at the start, the magic of friendship can be turned into something else."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But tu can count on your friends... to help tu find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But tu can count on your friends... to help tu find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the pregunta is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what tu want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta sin respuesta preguntas and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, poni, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the pregunta is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what tu want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta sin respuesta preguntas and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, poni, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.