Con's new car
Con went to the CIE HQ after he got the call from Moneybit.
P: Hi Con
Con: Hello P. How is it going?
P: Not too good. Check the newspaper
Con: 24 Japanese ponies killed while trying to deliver supplies to South Korea.
P: We have found out that Steve Jobs is the one responsible for causing this mass murder.
Con: He's not even a pony. He's human!
P: I might also be human soon, so get this mission over with!
Con: Alright, does S have any gadgets for me?
P: Ja, go see him before tu leave.
Con: *goes to lab* S?
S: Right here Con.
Con: Oh hey, tu were behind me the whole time.
S: Yeah, uh listen I'm about to grow into an adult dragon soon, and I have to retire.
Con: Well who's going to take your place?
??: I am
Then came a poni, pony with a car for Con.
S: This is the poni, pony replacing me, Sydney P. Johnson
Con: If you're S, does that make him T?
T: Exactly. The car I have arranged for tu is a Meuzda Amuem. I added some gadgets to protect it from car thefts, while S worked on the weaponry.
S: And here is a cell phone, also capable of being a remote controller for your car.
T: Another thing you'll need *gives Con gun* We estola this from the North Koreans, so tu don't have to worry about ammunition. Steal it from them.
Con: Anything else?
T: A chaqueta for tu to wear. In case tu fall off any ledge tu can use an inflation device. Take the lower part of the zipper, and insert it-
S: Oh pull the tag! *pulls tag*
T: *gasps* tu said- *falls on floor* AAAAGH!! S!!!
Con: He seems well suited for the job.
Con: You're not retiring anytime soon. Are you?
S: tu listen well Con, I've always tried to teach tu two things. First, never let them see tu bleed.
Con: And the second?
S: Always have an escape plan *disapeers*
T: Where did the dragon go?
Con: No clue, but I can tell tu he's wearing a cloak.
2 B continued
Sydney P. Johnson