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We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are tu sure about this?
Discord: I have a rifle of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope tu know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: tu got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent to kill us, but all they did was kidnap us, and destroy the time machine.

Discord: I told tu to kill them!
Cpl. Myass: I thought tu dicho kidnap them.
Catie: tu should have let me give them the order! They don't care about your lousy english.
Discord: Why are tu speaking it then?
Sean: Hello? Prisoner here!
KS: He broke out!
Sean: I was never your prisoner to begin with. Cya!
KS: He's probably going to free the others.
Discord: Not if I have something to say about it! *runs off*
Sean: *Frees arco iris Dash & Pinkie Pie*
arco iris Dash: Thanks. Now lets get outta here.
Sean: Right. We have to kill Discord, Catie, and King Sombra first. Then I can use chaos control to time travel 12 hours ago.
Pinkie Pie: Where did tu establish that?
Sean: It's before the time machine is created.
Discord: *grabs sword* Hello fuckface!
Sean: Oh great tu have that. ME TO! * grabs sword*
Pinkie Pie: We need help!
arco iris Dash: I wouldn't say that just yet Pinkie Pie.
Sean: *hits Discord's stomach*
Discord: *swings sword like mad*
Sean: blocks attacks*
KS: fuego at him!
Communists: *shoot toward me*
Pinkie Pie: OMC!
Sean: Pinkie! *throws sword*
Pinkie Pie: *catches sword* En Guarde! *Acts random*
Sean: *grabs gun from soldier* Hope tu don't mind, just borrowing this.
Communist Soldier: Not a problem. Wait, what?!
Sean: *kills soldiers, and King Sombra*
Pinkie Pie: *fighting Discord*
Discord: *throws Pinkie Pie out window*
Catie: What?!
Sean: Stop!
Catie: Chaos Control!
Sean: *grabs Catie*
Catie: *runs toward Sugarcube* Discord, I'm in Ponyville, and need back up!
Discord: Ten 4
Sean: *grabs Catie* Wrong move. I'm going to kill all those soldiers tu just called for. Your best chance of surviving is if tu call them off.
Catie: *grabs walkie talkie*
Sean: Call them off. CALL THEM OFF!!
Catie: Discord. *stares at me* tu wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Discord: Yes?
Catie: Double the-
Sean: *shoots Catie's head* I never miss.

With that out of the way, how about checking on Discord?

Pinkie Pie: Nice try Discord.
Discord: What?!
arco iris Dash: No one throws my friends out of a window! *kicks Discord*
Discord: I did not want to have to do this. *tries to discord arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: That's not going to work *kills Discord.* Ok, lets blow this up.
Pinkie Pie: I thought we were time travelling!
arco iris Dash: Change of plans. Get out now.
Pinkie Pie: *grabs parachute, and jumps*
arco iris Dash: *plants bomb* I'll set it to blow up in 10 segundos flat.

10 flat segundos later. The death egg blew up.

Sean: What the hell?
arco iris Dash: Oh yeah! That was awesome!
Sean: Yeah, but that car was in there.
arco iris Dash: Oh. I forgot.
Sean: Yeah, I did to.
arco iris Dash: I'll make it up to you.

To be continued.
#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other poni, pony is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air por that grua, grúa in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...
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posted by Canada24
Diamond Tiara: Everybody, I have an announcement!

Apple Bloom: Diamond Tiara! Think hard about the choice you're makin' right now!

Scootaloo: tu can be a better pony!

Spoiled Rich: (out of nowhere) Diamond Tiara! I just happened to be here for the school board meeting, and this is what I see when we adjourn? My daughter associating with confused, insignificant lowlifes? Socializing with their kind is not how tu mover up in Equestria! Come, Diamond Tiara!

Diamond Tiara: (finally stands up to her) No, mother!

Spoiled Rich: Excuse me?!

Diamond Tiara: You've spent your life actuación like a high horse...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Labiche drove the train, Didont thought about stopping at Saint-Avold.

Didont: If we stop at Saint-Avold, we'll get our heads blown off.
Labiche: *Increases speed*

The entire train left the station, and Maurice walked into his office in the station, when he saw a Nazi pony.

Nazi Pony: *Sitting in his chair, smoking a cigarette while lectura a magazine*
Maurice: *Closes the door, and goes to his phone. He talks to someone on the phone* Get me Commercy please..... I don't have that.... This is railroad business! *The poni, pony he is calling hangs up on him, so he puts the phone away*
Nazi Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche was taken to the hotel so he could get some sleep before driving the train. The hotel was run por a mare named Christine.

This is her picture: link

Schmidt: *Walks into the hotel with Labiche, and rings the bell*
Christine: *Walks to the front desk*
Schmidt: A room for this stallion.
Christine: *Puts out the sign in book with a pen*
Labiche: *Signs his name into the book*
Christine: 60 Francs.
Schmidt: Pay her.
Labiche: tu pay her. I'm a guest of the German army.
Schmidt: He is a railroad pony.
Christine: *Holding the key to his room* 60 francs.
Schmidt: Isn't there a discount for railroad...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche delivered the engine to Rive-Reine.

Labiche: *Stops the engine*
Schmidt: You're late! What happened?
Labiche: We were shot at por a spitfire, a couple of miles back.
Schmidt: Any serious damage?
Didont: Not enough to stop tu from getting to Germaneigh.
Labiche: *Brought his bicycle with him on the train. He takes it with him off the train, and gets ready to ride away*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looking at Labiche*
Labiche: Your engine, and your crew.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Was it your idea to risk this engine on the daylight run?
Labiche: Major Herren was following your orders. He told us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping the air raid, Papa Boule's train stopped at a station called Rive-Reine.

Schmidt: *Runs out of the caboose, and to the engine*
Papa Boule: *Staring at the wheels with his fuego pony*
Schmidt: What is it?! What is it?!!? *Getting closer to the engine* Engineer!! *Stops in front of Papa Boule* What is it?
Papa Boule: The oil line.
Schmidt: Can tu fix it?
Papa Boule: *Shrugs*
Schmidt: Can tu get the engine back to the works?
Papa Boule: Maybe.
Schmidt: *Looks at the station master behind him on the station platform* Where's your phone?
Station Master: *Points to the left*
Schmidt: *Runs...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The armament train Didont drove had arrived at the yards. He stopped the train siguiente to a shed with the word Vaires in white on the roof.

Didont: *Looks at a tower on the right side of his train. Labiche, and another poni, pony are in there with a German officer*
German poni, pony 90: *Walking towards Didont* Uncouple the engine, get it out of here!
Didont: *Signals his fuego poni, pony to go out to uncouple the engine from the train*
Fire Pony: *Gets out to uncouple the engine*

During the mid 40's in France, tu had to stand between the engine, and freight cars to uncouple the engine.

Fire Pony: *Standing between...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When the Colonel arrived at the station in his staff car, escorted por two motorcycles, he was displeased to find out that his train was not there.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to a soldier with a clipboard* What about my train?!
Schmidt: It has been cancelled.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Turns around to face Schmidt* Who cancelled it?!

Four minutos later in a office.

Labiche: I did.
German poni, pony 87: Labiche Colonel. He is the area inspector. Under my supervision of course.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Since when does a french stallion have the authority to cancelar a German train?
Labiche:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The día Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: hola yourself. How are tu feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case galleta was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia poni, pony 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia poni, pony 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia poni, pony 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia poni, pony 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia poni, pony 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault rifle and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. tu have to get to L.A, and mostrar everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: tu know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I amor tu all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He dicho he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't tu think tu had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell tu how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are tu a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* tu okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped por the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded por other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did tu hear in the office when tu tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but tu changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, tu caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, tu know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time tu even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got tu that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? tu seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the poni, pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to fecha her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* tu tell her what tu think is right....
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