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As me & arco iris Dash got out of the hangar 3 Nazis spotted us.

Nazi 1: Halt!
Sean: *shoots all Nazis*
Communist 234: Where did that come from?
arco iris Dash: tu should've used a silencer.
Sean: The sooner they get toward us, the sooner they die.
Robotnik: Gilda, Blaze get out there!
Gilda: Were on it!
Communist 234: I found them
Sean: *kills communist*
Gilda: Excellent job. tu only killed four of us. Now it's time tu both die.
Sean: Blaze is mine.
arco iris Dash: I got Gilda.
Blaze: *sets hands on fire* Still working with pussies?
Sean: When did I start working with you?
Gilda: I've been waiting a long time for this.
arco iris Dash: Me to *hits Gilda*
Gilda: tu call that a punch? *hits Dash's eye*
arco iris Dash: I'm going easy on you. *kicks Gilda*
Blaze: *throws fuego toward me*
Sean: Your aim sucks!
Blaze: But not my punches *misses*
Sean: I'm over here biyatch!
Blaze: *keeps missing*
Sean: *breaks Blaze's neck*
arco iris Dash: Sean I need your help!
Gilda: No tu don't! *flies away with Dash*

Then 10 Nazis ran toward me. I killed them all, and ran after Gilda.

arco iris Dash: *tries to break free from grip*
Gilda: Quit moving bitch.
arco iris Dash: *kicks Gilda & lands on floor*
Sean: *shooting at Gilda*
Gilda: tu have to do better then that if tu want to kill me!
Sean: Ok *grabs floor*
Brian Goldner: What the damn?!
Sean: *throws floor at Gilda killing her* are tu ok Dash?
arco iris Dash: I think so *falls on floor*
Sean: We gotta find something to fix tu up.
Brian Goldner: o tu can surrender.
Sean: You're all the way down there. tu can't get us.
Brian Goldner: Maybe not, but I can call for people that can.
Sean: *Kills Brian Goldner*
arco iris Dash: Where are we going next?
Sean: We need help. We have to unfreeze Equestria. Maybe there is a way to undo it on the rayo, ray they used.

And so, we went toward the ray. arco iris Dash was beat up bad as tu can see in the picture below, and we needed help.

Kills

Nazis 13
Communists 1
Blaze 1
Gilda 1
Brian Goldner 1

Result: 17 people killed

Enemies left: 1,187
 arco iris Dash after her fight with Gilda :(
Rainbow Dash after her fight with Gilda :(
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posted by Kira_Mizuki
Princess Trika flew around PonyVille, eyeing the preparations with Princess Twilight's guidance for the Sun Summer Celebration. Despite being queen Luna's daughter, she was still actuación like a normal pony, having fun, recklessly doing stuff, not being like a princess. Not actuación like one, not behaving like one.

As Princess Twilight brought her young 'apprentice' princess to AppleJack's Sweet manzana, apple Acres to try out some of the tasty treats prepared. As they flew towards Sweet manzana, apple Acres, Princess Twilight had to remind young Princess Trika to not gobble all of the treats up. She nodded and...
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posted by _Laugh_
Trixie stared at her reflection from her mirror. She was depressed. Her mane was in a bun, while her curled bangs were Hanging behind her ear. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Her eyes were covered with mascara. Snowy, Trixie's white cat tried to comfort her. It was no use. Moments later, Trixie's mother, Blue Wave, entered her room.

BW: Well, darling. What do tu think? Do tu like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
BW: Trixie, please say something to me. Dear, I bought tu all I could. But you're not talking. Is it because of all these accidents in school? Do you...
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posted by karinabrony
Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw comida on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off por Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, hola guys! We were about to start decorating. Do tu want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a playa alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking cerveza in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets escorpión in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of cine at 3 to bring tu important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have tu been?
??: Enjoying death....
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Mary
Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are tu going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little potro, colt soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if tu hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill tu if tu go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 6: Contact


Nocturnal Mirage laid still on the soft grass. The warm rays of the sun were stroking his senses very gently. The stallion got lost gazing at the sky. There were no clouds, just the endless horizon. He let his dark blue capa absorb the heat of the fiery orb above. Freedom at last!

There’s no other place like this in the entire country! Maybe the tall mountains of his birthplace, Terra Absolutia could outshine the magnificent beauty of Amethyst Lake. The jewel of the Crystal Empire. No ripples disturbed the surface of the obsidian water. In spite the fact...
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