I've been around the block a few times when it comes to shit news. Up until now, I thought the passing of Davy Jones of The Monkees fame last año was the worst I would have had to endure. Well, congradu-bucking-lations, Hasbro, for setting the bar lower than competitive taxidermy. tu expect us to keep quiet about Derpy Hooves not being on the mostrar as a Where's Waldo-type character anymore?! No, motherbucker! I would rather watch every My Little poni, pony episode throughout every generation, in sequential order I might add, no matter how crappy the characters looked, in one long-ass marathon, then chop off my ears and feed them to a hobo than just not say anything about Derpy being taken off the show. The fandom created Derpy. Hasbro put Derpy in as a service to dicho fandom. Now they're taking her out of the show? Between this and Twilight becoming an Alicorn, I'm not sure if I want to stick around for season 4!

It's settled. Every time I kill something in one of my video games, I will do so for Derpy. She deserved a lot better than this. I will do this with a smile on my face, imagining the thing I'm trying to kill is a Hasbro employee. I named a Disgaea character after you, Derpy! What Hasbro has done is like somepony setting off a firework, but it ends up turning on him/her and making him/her explode. Everything I do, I do in the name of Derpy Hooves.

Hasbro are soul-stealing, money-mongering, grade-school-flunking, monkey-assed bucktards who just like to piss us the heno, hay off. After wanting to see how far this generation of MLP could go, I now wish that siguiente season is the last.

In short: Buck you, Hasbro, for doing this big of a disservice to us bronies.