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Luna's special night (not inappropriate)

posted by daniel0913

Luna standing with celestia

One día in canterlot luna prepares her dress to go to the galloping gala in her room. It is made of the finest silk and a diamond shaped as a moon on her flank "I can't wait to mostrar Daniel this dress" says luna with glee! She sows on silk that looks like her cutie mark on the other side of her flank. Daniel, a guard captain knocks on the door. Luna panics and hides the dress in her closet and respuestas the door Daniel bows and says "luna your majesty, princess celestia would like tu to get ready mam." Luna smiles and says "okay tu are dismissed Daniel" While luna gets ready Daniel leaves and says to himself "she's the best I can't wait to tell her I amor her tonight." Daniel says quietly. 2 hours later luna goes down the stairs with her beautiful dress on she has a crescent moon hair bow in here mane. At the gala luna stands siguiente to celestia for 30 minutos o so but she eventually gets hungry and gets an manzana, apple from applejacks stand. "So princess are ya havin a heck of a time". " not really I've been looking for a captain named Daniel, I sorta like him." Says luna while blushing. "We'll good luck luna!" Says aguardiente de manzana, applejack when rarity walks over. "Darling your dress looks just divine did tu make it por hand." "Yes rarity thank tu for noticing oh wait there's Daniel" points at a potro, colt with a black capa and white mane luna waves to him and walks back to celestia. "Hey sis can I talk to tu in the hall of discord" celestia goes with luna, "do tu know captain Daniel". Yes little sister what about him. "I kind of like him.......a lot". Celestia laughs and says "love is a beautiful thing tu need to embrace it and talk to him I use to like some one is name was chalion, he was sweet" celestia smiles. " thanks big sis I amor you" luna walks away to Daniel but pinkie pie jumps in her way and starts dancing and laughing. "Hey pinkie are tu having fun". I'm having super duper looper fun!!!! Says pinkie while jumping up and down. " Me too ill seeya later" luna finally gets to Daniel and they both say at the same time " I have something to tell you". Ok let's say it at the same time ok 3...2..1."I amor you" they say spontaneously. Luna blushes badly and kisses Daniel and when she lets go Daniel pulls out a diamond ring and asks luna if she will marry him. Luna starts to cry and says yes. Fireworks go off in the background and luna and Daniel dance in the ball room. While they spin princess celestia smiles and winks at princess luna. Then they become parents of one potro, colt named lunar. Chalion came back and made celestia his princess before marring her (celestia still ruled though)

Me and luna

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On The Block Episode 25 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, tu need to screw up más when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to tu buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll mostrar an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, o just give tu the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: tu know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in arco iris Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't tu just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? tu didn't really have to carry me....

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I thought about it.. And I AM gonna post my Trixie's funhouse remake on this

posted by Canada24

Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is mostrando how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if tu were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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On The Block Episode 23 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to...

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Blondlionezel's parte superior, arriba 5 Least-Favorite Characters in Fiction

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning! This lista contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another parte superior, arriba list! Today, we're going over my parte superior, arriba 5 least favorito! characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying anime characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are dado to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...

On The Block Episode 19 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did tu get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 9

posted by Canada24

Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What tu doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, tu NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go inicial and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk tu home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do tu still amor me!?...

On The Block Episode 18 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to...

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My Corvette

Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the anterior part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...

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Awesome poni, pony pics

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Awesome poni, pony pics

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On The Block Episode 15 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was watching más television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still mostrando that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...

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parte superior, arriba tn cupcakes crossovers

posted by Canada24

everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: cupcakes COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....

On The Block Episode 13 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope tu enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if tu didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI poni, pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed por that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground por Saten...

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Awesome poni, pony pics

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On The Block Episode 9 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating navidad at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do tu like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...