iStart a fan War
Carly: (to Adam via video chat) Freddie was just heading out.
Freddie: (wearing a sailor's hat) Ah. Guess i'm heading out.
Carly: Leave the hat.
Freddie: No, I NEED TO WEAR IT! (runs)
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Carly: Of course, we tried to go to Webicon last year...
Freddie: But we were captured por a maniac who locked us in her basement.
Sam: She tried to kill our friend Gibby!
Carly: But luckily, Gibby took his camisa, camiseta off and beat her down.
Gibby: GIBBAY.
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Freddie: It's an MMORPG.
Carly: An MM-what?
Spencer and Freddie: (shrug) Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. (they knuckle clash lightly)
Carly: ...I blame myself for asking what.
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Spencer: Well EXCUSE ME, but i'm pretty sure your costume's not supposed to have a...MUSTARD STAIN RIGHT THERE!
Aspartamay: I had a maíz dog!
Spencer: Interesting, because Aspartamay is supposed to be a VEGETARIAN!!!
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(after Carly returns from trying to talk to Adam)
Sam: Hey.
Carly: Don't "hey" me!
Freddie: Did tu tell Adam that Sam was kidding?
Carly: Yes, but he still thinks tu and I have some thing going on.
Sam: Why?
Carly: 'Cause tu just dicho so into a microphone!
Sam: Well then, bring him back in here. I'll fix this.
Carly: He won't come back. He's outside waiting for a shuttle.
Sam: A shuttle?
Carly: Yes! A shuttle is gonna come get my cute future husband and shuttle him right out of my life!
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Spencer: Dude! Are tu okay?
Carly: (straightening his jacket) Those girls almost tore tu to pieces!
Freddie: I know! (brief pause, yells excitedly, pushes the security guard's hands aside and runs back into the mob of girls)
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Aspartamay: tu have the breath of a dastardly goat with infected gums.
Spencer: Your words have no bite. For they are spoken por a gutless thief. Sprung from a lineage of cowards and hog farmers! (the crowd gasps)
Aspartamay: ...Okay, seriously dude, tu take that back right now.
Spencer: No returns, man. Put it out there and it's staying out there!
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Seddie supporter: SEDDIIEEEEE!!!
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Spencer: I'm gonna go sign up for the stume contest.
Sam: Stume?
Spencer: It's a cool abbreviation for costume.
Sam: Oh, that is cool.
Spencer: DON'T BE AN ERK.
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Craig: So tu and Freddie are dating.
Carly: I want him out of here! Can someone get him out of here? (Corbin looks at Craig and Eric, and security walks them out)
Eric: Great, now tu got us kicked out. Just like the Teen Choice Awards.
Craig: Oh, that was your fault.
Eric: You're the one who had to touch Justin Bieber's hair!
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Corbin Davis: I was supposed to be your leaizon last year, but then tu went and got kidnapped por that psychopath.
Sam: Yeah, Nora...
Carly: We remember...
Freddie: She had a chicken.
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Corbin Davis: Come on! They'll listen to tu guys!
Carly: Attention?! (Sam and Freddie try to call out over her)
Freddie: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!! (the audience quiets and turns to them) ...Por fin!
Carly: Now, please listen! NOONE is dating anyone on iCarly! I'm not dating Freddie... (she puts her hand on his arm) Freddie's not dating Sam...NONE...of us are dating! (brief moment of silence)
Congressman: tu lie! (the crowd continues to fight)
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Sam: (about the fan war) This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes.
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Spencer: Release the girl!
Aspartamay: Say your costume's lame.
Spencer: Okay...YOUR COSTUME'S LAME! (the crowd members laugh)
Aspartamay: tu know that's not what I meant!
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Creddier: I gotta agree with, uh, Hairbow and Pearpad...anybody who's ever even been to iCarly.com can easily see that Carly and Freddie are in love. (the crowd starts to break out at each other)
Freddie: No, we're not!
Carly: We really aren't. ...We really aren't.
Craig: Admit it!
Eric: Sit down! (grabs Craig and pulls him to the floor)
Sam: Relax...mama's got this. (takes her and Carly's microphones and bashes them together. It makes a shrill echo as the audience members cover their ears. After it stops, she gives Carly her microphone back) Alright! Listen up! (pause) ...It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love. (the audience members continue to argue, Adam looks displeased and Carly looks at Sam in shock) Oh, come on! This is fun!
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Security officer: (to the people quarreling with each other) Stop fighting! tu don't need to do this! Have tu no sense of decency?!?
Carly: (is playing with a Rubix cube and completes one side, then turns to Sam) Look! I got one side done.
Sam: Nice.
Carly: (to Adam via video chat) Freddie was just heading out.
Freddie: (wearing a sailor's hat) Ah. Guess i'm heading out.
Carly: Leave the hat.
Freddie: No, I NEED TO WEAR IT! (runs)
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Carly: Of course, we tried to go to Webicon last year...
Freddie: But we were captured por a maniac who locked us in her basement.
Sam: She tried to kill our friend Gibby!
Carly: But luckily, Gibby took his camisa, camiseta off and beat her down.
Gibby: GIBBAY.
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Freddie: It's an MMORPG.
Carly: An MM-what?
Spencer and Freddie: (shrug) Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. (they knuckle clash lightly)
Carly: ...I blame myself for asking what.
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Spencer: Well EXCUSE ME, but i'm pretty sure your costume's not supposed to have a...MUSTARD STAIN RIGHT THERE!
Aspartamay: I had a maíz dog!
Spencer: Interesting, because Aspartamay is supposed to be a VEGETARIAN!!!
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(after Carly returns from trying to talk to Adam)
Sam: Hey.
Carly: Don't "hey" me!
Freddie: Did tu tell Adam that Sam was kidding?
Carly: Yes, but he still thinks tu and I have some thing going on.
Sam: Why?
Carly: 'Cause tu just dicho so into a microphone!
Sam: Well then, bring him back in here. I'll fix this.
Carly: He won't come back. He's outside waiting for a shuttle.
Sam: A shuttle?
Carly: Yes! A shuttle is gonna come get my cute future husband and shuttle him right out of my life!
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Spencer: Dude! Are tu okay?
Carly: (straightening his jacket) Those girls almost tore tu to pieces!
Freddie: I know! (brief pause, yells excitedly, pushes the security guard's hands aside and runs back into the mob of girls)
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Aspartamay: tu have the breath of a dastardly goat with infected gums.
Spencer: Your words have no bite. For they are spoken por a gutless thief. Sprung from a lineage of cowards and hog farmers! (the crowd gasps)
Aspartamay: ...Okay, seriously dude, tu take that back right now.
Spencer: No returns, man. Put it out there and it's staying out there!
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Seddie supporter: SEDDIIEEEEE!!!
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Spencer: I'm gonna go sign up for the stume contest.
Sam: Stume?
Spencer: It's a cool abbreviation for costume.
Sam: Oh, that is cool.
Spencer: DON'T BE AN ERK.
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Craig: So tu and Freddie are dating.
Carly: I want him out of here! Can someone get him out of here? (Corbin looks at Craig and Eric, and security walks them out)
Eric: Great, now tu got us kicked out. Just like the Teen Choice Awards.
Craig: Oh, that was your fault.
Eric: You're the one who had to touch Justin Bieber's hair!
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Corbin Davis: I was supposed to be your leaizon last year, but then tu went and got kidnapped por that psychopath.
Sam: Yeah, Nora...
Carly: We remember...
Freddie: She had a chicken.
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Corbin Davis: Come on! They'll listen to tu guys!
Carly: Attention?! (Sam and Freddie try to call out over her)
Freddie: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!! (the audience quiets and turns to them) ...Por fin!
Carly: Now, please listen! NOONE is dating anyone on iCarly! I'm not dating Freddie... (she puts her hand on his arm) Freddie's not dating Sam...NONE...of us are dating! (brief moment of silence)
Congressman: tu lie! (the crowd continues to fight)
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Sam: (about the fan war) This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes.
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Spencer: Release the girl!
Aspartamay: Say your costume's lame.
Spencer: Okay...YOUR COSTUME'S LAME! (the crowd members laugh)
Aspartamay: tu know that's not what I meant!
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Creddier: I gotta agree with, uh, Hairbow and Pearpad...anybody who's ever even been to iCarly.com can easily see that Carly and Freddie are in love. (the crowd starts to break out at each other)
Freddie: No, we're not!
Carly: We really aren't. ...We really aren't.
Craig: Admit it!
Eric: Sit down! (grabs Craig and pulls him to the floor)
Sam: Relax...mama's got this. (takes her and Carly's microphones and bashes them together. It makes a shrill echo as the audience members cover their ears. After it stops, she gives Carly her microphone back) Alright! Listen up! (pause) ...It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love. (the audience members continue to argue, Adam looks displeased and Carly looks at Sam in shock) Oh, come on! This is fun!
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Security officer: (to the people quarreling with each other) Stop fighting! tu don't need to do this! Have tu no sense of decency?!?
Carly: (is playing with a Rubix cube and completes one side, then turns to Sam) Look! I got one side done.
Sam: Nice.
Spencer: Um, can we see a menu, please?
Attendant: All of the comida is listed right in front of you.
Spencer: Ooooooooooh, I see! Well, we'd like to have some...foooood.
Attendant: Sure, what would tu like?
Sam: Can I get a cheeseburger, but with no meat, and um, no cheese, and um, no bun.
Attendant: I'm sorry, what?
Freddie: We're from Australia.
Spencer: Yes, can I please have an Australian beef stick?
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Attendant: (is right outside their car) Okay, what do tu guys want on your-(the group starts screaming. Spencer takes his hat and puts it in the car. They drive off)
Sam: Wait, wait, what about Carly!
(the Attendant stares at the camera. he glares at Carly,and Carly runs off.)
Freddie: tu really do look a lot like that Shelby Marx girl.
Victoria: Yeah, I get that all the time.
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Freddie: (quietly, to Victoria) Are tu dating anyone?
Sam: What is it with tu and brunettes in skirts?!
Freddie: I LIKE THEM!
Sam: HAHA
Freddie: Leave me alone!
Victoria: No, why? I'm a little old for u.
Freddie: So!
Victoria: No thanks
Freddie (whisperie) dainet!
Attendant: Hello? Wait, what?
Spencer: Oh! So tu want nine big hamburgers? Okay!
Attendant: Uh, can tu wait just a second?
Sam: tu want eleven orders of fries?
Attendant: tu want fries?
Freddie: No, tu do!
Spencer: tu just dicho so, and we all heard it!
Attendant: Um, can tu repeat that?
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(as the group is driving away, Spencer backs up to the drive thru again)
Spencer: That'll be nine thousand dollars, and I would like to have your sister's phone number.
Attendant: WHAT?
Spencer: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Sam: (points her finger out the window) TO WISCONSIN!
Freddie: GO TO WISCONSIN!
Spencer: WISCONSIN! (they drive away. The screen fades out)
Freddie: Wait...where's Carly?