What would tu do if...

I'd be in disguise too and sit siguiente to him, saying "Hey mike. how's it going?" He'd turn to me and say "How did tu know it was me?" "easy...your socks and your shoes gave tu away. most others dont recognize them, but i do." :)

*FAINTS*

Me: 'hi there,sir.mind if i sit here?
Michael:sure..i'm...im the uh...sheikh...
me:and i'm the queen of sheba.nice try michael,i know its you..and denying it won't help tu coz my michealectic compass points here.

I would faint as I would fall off the bench until I someone wakes me up.

me: hola sir tu look familiar

mike:Like who?

Me:Like a singer I love

Mike:You wouldn't be talking about Michael Jackson would you?

Me:Yes how tu knew?

Mike:Lucky guess. Here keep this i gtg bye my pyt

(I open it and it's an autograph saying, I miss tu too and luv tu 2 my dear)