Mordred.

“Hurry up Merlin, walk faster” Arthur dicho with not much enthusiasm.
“Well I’m sorry” dicho Merlin “I can’t help being so slow while I’m holding both of our stuff”
Arthur rolled his eyes. They were out hunting in the forest.
“Did tu hear that?” exclaimed Merlin.
“Yes, it was a deer and tu scared it away…”
“Sorry” Merlin whispered.
They kept on walking when they saw a segundo deer, this one bigger than the last.
“Shh” Arthur dicho to Merlin while getting ready to shoot his bow.
He had a clear view, he was certain he was going to get it. Then all of a sudden there...

1. Ask him when neckerchiefs came back into style.

2. Tell him that "hocus-pocus" and "bippiddibobbidiboo" are better spells than the ones he's learned.

3. Ask him who cut his hair- tu want to know because you're hungry for pudding!

4. Hand him a sword and casco and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.

5. Tell him that Gaius exchanged his spell book for 'Cinderella' and he still hasn't realised.

6. Tell everyone in the castillo about his undying amor for Arthur.

7. Tell everyone in the castillo about his frequent compliments to Arthur about him being a genius.

8. Clean...

So I’ve been lectura a lot of meta lately, and some of the responses I’ve seen have got my hackles up. Read at your peril.

Goddamn but I do hate queer-baiting. I hate the whole concept it represents, I hate that it happens, but most of all, I hate that certain quarters in a fandom will use it as an excuse to discourage/disprove any points a gay ship has towards becoming canon.

"Oh, Regina and Emma touched one another and made literal magic? Queer baiting!"

"Oh, Castiel told Dean that he was his primary motivation in abandoning heaven? Queer baiting!"

"Oh, Merlin took off Arthur’s pants and...