Funny ;D

It was dark outside and there was a heavy rain that made all the guardians wet as hell. But they were of course still there, protecting Camelot -only they were thinking so because Morgana was already getting out of the castillo silently.

Her steps were fast and her expression was confused. She was going to meet her sister Morgause in the dark forest like always.

Morgause was waiting her little sister with patience. She had a big smile on her face. She was happy because she was thinking that her new plan was going to kill Uther for all.

When Morgana saw her sister in the woods, waiting for her alone,...

Standing in a clearing with Merlin’s evil twin, Jethro, a big and scary and blue monster named Gary, and now Mordred – the dude who wanted to kill Arthur – would make anyone a little scared. But scared enough to turn and run screaming away? Not our fearless four!

Arthur turned and ran, screaming, away, but Merlin grabbed the back of his shirt. “Where do tu think you’re going, mate?”
Mordred stood beside Jethro, radiating evil and cuteness. He was only a little boy, after all. He smiled at Merlin, Arthur, Donna and the Doctor. “I thought tu would’ve guessed por now,” he said,...

Arthur:"Are tu sure this is the right place
it looks like a charcoal maker's hut"

Merlin:"The old man can hardly make a living practising magic.I think lot of sorceress are in the... charcoal business."

Arthur:*looks at him* "Are tu joining me?"

Merlin:*shakes head* "We don't want to overwhelm him.He probably doesn't get many visitors"*whispers* "Ill stay out here and watch the horses"

Arthur:"I've NEVER met some one so scared so often...scream like a big girl if there's any trouble"

Merlin:"Don't worry.you'll here me."

Arthur:*KNOCKS ON DOOR* "Hello?...There's no one here.You sure this is the...

1. Before he heads out to the training grounds, tell him his armour looks kind of big.

2. Then mention how it looks quite dull.

3. Ask him if he's made his daily quota for yelling at people yet.

4. After number 3, tell Arthur that he count tu in his daily quota.

5. Ask him to pout for you.

6. Go up to Morgana when Arthur's within earshot and say, "Doesn't Lancelot have nice hair? He's so much cuter than Arthur!"

7. For added effect on number 6, add "Lancelot isn't a prat, either!"

8. And if tu want to be REALLY mean, add "No wonder Merlin likes Lancelot better!"

9. During a conversation with...