megan zorro, fox
tu know my mind got to thinking the other día when the heavens opened and Emmalee publicado those lovely topless pictures of Megan zorro, fox on the set of her new flick. We certainly are a society transfixed on celebrities, aren’t we? I can hear my boy, Hopp, now: “I’d let her do me.” Hell wouldn’t we all?

After a few steamy minutos of uh, deep thinking something else came running into my frontal lobe: The Celebrity 5. tu know, that little lista tu have in your head (or printed and laminated) of the 5 celebridades you’d be free to have sex with should a miracle transpire that put tu into a situation to do so? It’s kind of silly, but we amor movie stars and live for putting things into lista form.


I’ll admit, I am quite old fashioned and when I am with a woman; I kind of think of myself as only being with her. I don’t tend to fantasize about other women, famous o otherwise. To me, it’s kind of the whole point in being with her, she’s the one I want to be with! But I know I’m quiet company on that one. Furthermore, I don’t see being obsessed about Megan zorro, fox o Angelina Jolie any “better” than being all hot for the girl who works in the siguiente cubicle. I mean, I have as much a shot with her as I do Britney Spears, right? The excuse that “it’s okay because it would never happen” is kind of a cop-out to me, honestly. If I am dating tu I am obsessed with tu and your breasts, not the ladies on The Real Housewives of New Jersey o their “bubbies.”
That being dicho The Rabid One is single and free to dream, I suppose I could formulate a lista of eligible “never gonna happens.”

In no particular order, famous chicks I’d make cine with:

Amy Adams from Enchanted, is likely one of the most adorable actrices in Hollywood so she’ll do for my fantasy. I amor girls who, even though they are beautiful o hot, have no problem being cute. Cute is totally underrated. Oh and “brunettes are fine, blonds are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done I’ll take a Red Headed Woman.”


Kate Winslet is gorgeous, British, an Oscar winner, voluptuous, and not afraid to be naked. Check please.


Katy Perry is someone I’d wake up in Vegas with for sure. Very sassy and terribly sexy, a lethal combination for a boy like me. Her eyes tell me so many stories that I can’t even begin to write. She certainly had my attention in concierto back in April. Faux bi-sexuality is still bi-sexuality.


Audrey Tautou est beau, international, et complètement hypnotisant.


Natalya Neidhart my be a wwe Diva, but I’d let her pin me any día of the week. She’s young, totally smoking hot, um a wrestler, and hell even located here in Tampa Bay. I submit, I submit!


So who’s on YOUR lista Creative Loafing readers? Choose wisely so tu don’t pull a Ross:


amy adams
audrey
natalya-neidhart-pink-obssesion-8