Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when tu fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked tu out of hell?
He says "Where have tu been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did tu find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do tu do for a living?
Female:...
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