Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A emparedado, sándwich de OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though tu were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the emparedado, sándwich de yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the maní, cacahuete mantequilla sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelatina, jalea sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow maní, cacahuete mantequilla o gelatina, jalea emparedado, sándwich de into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelatina, jalea at wall, sneering “I...
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