Disclaimer #6: Disclaimer #1, #2, #3 and #4 still apply to this part of the story.
The Glorious Life and Times of Lord Duckington The Eighth, Ruler Of All That Is Awesome. (Part Three of Three Parts)
Sorry for the long interlude, my little pretties, but I got hungry so I made myself a sandwich. Then I got sleepy, so I took a nap. And then I woke up and discovered the rating system had changed and I got made and spent my story-telling time ranting and raving like a lunatic.