probably eat a lot of stuff and go to mexico and annoy the crap out of them por yelling "Poyo! Poyo!" Pollo means chicken in Spanish. lol it would be hiLARIOUS!!!
go flying to the sKy and say hi to meta knight go to king dedede ask for a promotion kill luigi and mario steal melocotón fly to the sky ask meta knight to kill melocotón *kills peach* THE END*
