Kate awesomeness

This follows the 'trip to jasper'



Kate and I got to the valley,
"So Kate,I have two question. In this life, can tu rename yourself?"
"Well...If tu want."
"And what do tu do if tu have no place to stay?"
"Well tu could scavenge for a guarida, den o tu could stay with someone at there den."
"Well,see tu around."
"Where are tu headed to?"
"To find a new den."
"Oh, okay see you." I went around the valley looking for any sign of a guarida, den that has been abandoned. No luck.
"Shit! Into the forest!" I waded into the forest and after awhile I finally found an abandoned den.
"Yes!" I immediately started marking my...

The año is 2022 I just finished collage and decide to go to Jasper Park,Canada. As I drive to the entrance, a ranger stops me.
"Sir, I'm Ranger Jones and we a promise that every person that comes here and must keep."
"And that would be?"
"That tu WILL not, under any sir-come-stances, litter."
"I promise not to litter,Jones."
"Why did tu call me Jones instead of 'Ranger' Jones?"
"Because I do not need to respect tu for one good reason..."
"Enlighten me."
"We have the same goal."
"Which is?"
"To conserve nature and it's beauty." He have me a friendly smile,
"Would tu like to see the head ranger?"
"Why...