Don Juan DeMarco

1 tu room is full of posters/pictures of him.

2 tu HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.

3 tu have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.

4 tu have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.

5 If someone touches your JD stuff tu take it off
them.

6 tu get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.

7 tu find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.

8 tu get exited when tu see one his cine is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.

9 tu go to the cinema to see his cine even if
tu don't know what it's about.

10 tu compare other actors to...

THE TIME SINK of Twitter is a wonderful place to keep up with your friends and interests. o if tu prefer, waste your idle time snooping on other people whom tu don't even know.

Just recently we have seen it used both in a malicious manner, to create and spread the rumour that Johnny Depp is dead, and in a pretty good way, to send a message from space.

As for Depp, he has been the victim of a terrible online hoax that has been used to spread malware.

Graham Cluley, who por the looks of things is a bit of a fan, wrote, "Innocent Internet users were fooled por the hoax, spreading messages to their...